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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job
dare i even say that, with how much technology has advanced in america, the 40 hour work week shouldn't be as commonplace and you should still get full-time employment benefits when you're working less than that actually
Pain. it wasn't something new to him. It was just a part of life. Something Peter Parker had to deal with. Something that was always there. It comforted him sometimes, knowing that when all else failed he had pain.
The pain of the bruises painting his skin or his continually busted knuckles. The comforting thing about the pain was that it distracted him from the anger. The all consuming anger that seemed to seep into his bones right down to the marrow. It scared him sometimes, the anger. It made him want to hurt people. It made him want to tear off his own flesh. It made him want to beat flash to a pulp. It made him want to break every bone in his foster parents' body for even daring to lay a hand on him. It made him want to kill the man who shot uncle ben.
He wanted to kill someone. He could kill someone. He was capable of killing someone and that terrifies him. The fact that if that man was in front of him right now he would barely even hesitate before trying his best to rip his eyes out of their sockets.
Knowing that you are capable of something of that nature, the act of taking a life. Something he has no right to do because who is he to decide who deserves to live or die was terrifying. He's always been scared of himself and what he was capable of. He knew something was wrong with him before his family died, he knew he was different. Peter could tell the other kids at school didn't have anger resting just below the surface of their skin taunting them at every second to hurt. To hurt everyone around them, to break bones and revel in making them bleed.
He could tell even the adults around him were weary, he could hear the whispers that were said about him.
“Watch out for Parker, he's got the devil in him.”
The devil in him.
He's got the devil in him
Peters never heard anything more accurate in his life, the devil resting beneath his skin controlling his bones and clouding his thoughts with rage was what it felt like. Like something tangible and evil was resting just below the surface of his being trying to consume him and everyday he had to fight and rage war with himself to push down that anger.
So here he was in a perpetual cycle of rage and pain, going about his days the best he can. He was glad he had spiderman because if he didnt he probably would have died with uncle ben or went to prison with the man who shot him.
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This is just a something I wrote with the idea of what if daredevil was Peter Parker’s bio dad. Don’t know if I’ll continue but I do love the concept so if anyone has any recommendations like this lmk.

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Need y’all to drop your fav “Tim doesn’t see himself as part of the batfam” angst fics
Idk if there’s a tag for that but I love the e fics where he either doesn’t go to them for help cause he thinks they don’t want to be bothered by him or fics where he plans to leave the fam because he doesn’t see himself as one of them.
A semi-comprehensive list from my sheet: All of these I've rated 4 stars of above.
Break - by Frill (T, Multi, Completed, 54,693 words) Tim retires from vigilantism with non of the batfam (other than Bruce) knowing his identity. *There's a fair amount of fam-angst in this one, bit of Ra's issues is I also like- it's well written and paced*
Catch You, Help You Heal by Bisexual_Bean (n/a, n/a, uncomplete, 76,042 words) Jason finds tim on a roof after the red robin series. *This may not be what you are looking for, as it is Bruce!Bashing, but it does have a lot of Tim angst, including BatFam-angst, but also others. Lots of good-brother!jason, and a start of good-brother!dick too.*
come wrens and robins by CosmoKid (G, Gen, Completed, 7,431 words) "Tim decideds to dissapear when learning about jason, then calls bruce to pick him up at school when his parents forget" *Good premise, with great angsty inner monologue.*
not robin related by wesslan (n/a, gen, completed, 3,608 words) Tim gets sick, but doesn't ask for help. After all, it's not Robin related. Why would they care? *great writing, love the sick tim thoughts here*
on display to rot up on the hill by CosmoKid (G, Gen, Completed, 1,625 words) Tim's parents forget to feed him for a week *short and sweet, good writing*
Our Bodies & Other Fine Machine by SilverSkiesAtMidnight (T, Gen, Completed, 13,126 words) Tim's parents take away his credit card (and food) as a punishment, he deals *Love this fic, lots of fam!angst (and batfam!angst) and great comfort ending*
Extant by Kgraces (T, Gen, Completed, 77,193 words) The Bats still have Red Robin when they ask for him, but Tim hasn't been needed or wanted in a long time. When Red Robin goes missing during a case, the Bats realize they might just be too late to get him back. *Great fic, i love the last half especially, lots of characters and they're fit in the story really well- I'm also a sucker for good!slade wilson (not cannon!slade, he sucks- the good fannon version)*
So...Rock, Paper, Scissors? by Miss_Lazy_Tuesday (M, Gen, Completed, 24,730 words) the batfam is captured (sans bruce) and jason is made to choose one to kill- Tim is disturbingly prepared *Very well written, lots of horrified batfam at tim's opinions of himself and his place in the fam)*
My Son by Musers (G, Gen, Completed, 7,744 words) Tim thinks he's not Bruce's son/part of the family, then he gets injured *love the early tim&bruce relationship in this one, Lots of Hurt, lots of Comfort*
Exit Strategy by smilebackwards (T, Gen, Completed, 13,420 words) Tim didn’t expect his exit strategy from the Batfamily to involve quite so much bonding time with Damian over Wayne Enterprises bureaucracy. *great plot and writing, love the tim&damian budding relationship, lots of tim inner monologue angst with a good confrontation ending*
i feel so fucking sick, like theres a pit in my stomach thats been repeatedly stabbed
teen titans go really just loves shitting on dick LMAOO (the animators have a favorite and it is jason, even if they put a crowbar next to his urn)
The temptation to go as super hell castiel wearing a “I voted” sticker for twin city’s con.
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It’s that way too niche?
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Sirius left his brother to be burdened with the weight of his family’s sins.
And he drowned beneath them.
The cave was supposed to be where regulus black died.
It was supposed to be his atonement, the place where he would be absolved of his many-many sins.
He would give his life so that the horcrux could be destroyed. So Voldemort would be mortal again. So Dumbledore or one of his merry band of idiots could strike down the dark lord once and for all. The war would be over and all it would take would be succumbing to water and the hands that lie beneath the surface.
Now, regulus was no Gryffindor, he was a Slytherin right down to his bone marrow, green and sliver pumped through his veins. He would have cunning written on his forehead if it wasn’t improper and go black family manners he had beaten into him at a young age. The only thing that could bring out a hint of bravery in regulus was Sirius black, his brother. He could never quite stomp down his love for the idiot, it was like now matter how how much he tried to ignore it, it made its self know. Like it was fact of the universe that regulus black loved his brother. No matter that Sirius had long ago discarded him.
Like regulus was no harder to throw away than the gum on his brothers shoe.
In the end it didn’t matter that not even his brother will grieve for him. He will die as he lived alone and forgotten. But he will willingly walk into the cold dark embrace of the lake. He will let cold water seep into his lungs and welcome the claws of the dead sinking themselves into his skin ripping apart his being till all that’s left is bone and blood. He will do this so his brother can live and love without the war hanging itself around his shoulders. He doesn’t want the war to strip away everything that his brother is like war usually does.
So regulus won’t regret willing going to his death, he won’t regret walking into that lake even as he’s being torn apart piece.
By piece.
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What regulus wasn’t expecting after drowning in a lake and being torn apart by inferi was to wake up.
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Just trying a story idea. I want more stories where regulus gets reborn either himself and gets a redo or in other fandoms. I really want a regulus gets reborn into Gotham or Naruto or really any other fandoms. Lmk if yall have any recs. Sorry if the writing is bad in the bit above I’m not the best writer.
Sakura Haruno fic recs: time travel AU
I'm finally getting around to recommending some good Sakura-centric time travel fics! There are plenty of them out there and they can be kind repetitive, but I always eat them up. Typically speaking, I really don't care much for the whole introduction bit at the start where it's the actual process of her being sent back... So just make it past there before you decide whether or not to continue!!! Also, I'm starting to think this list is getting kinda long, so maybe I'll do a second one?
I've been dying to post some of these fics in a list, so please enjoy!
Started: 2024.08.16
Last Updated: 2024.08.26
note: feel free to check out my master list which has a bunch of Sakura Haruno fic recs (all organized)!
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Sakura - lilac haze || ffn/ao3 || M || minasaku || time travel AU || complete
AU. Non-Canon. Time Travel. Please see inside for full warnings. Cross posted on Ao3. On his deathbed he was granted eternal peace and place to rest for all of time. Of course that was not appealing to him. Ever unpredictable to the end he had a counter offer. One that the Sage had to consider. In which Sakura's going to have a rough time. A really rough time.
If there is one thing I want you to take away from this list, it is this fic right here. I kid you not, Sakura is one of the best fics I have ever read. I have never felt so gutted, so heartbroken, so giddy, so stressed, all from one work. It's a masterpiece all while being criminally underrated. The characterizations and storytelling are beautifully done. You feel for the characters and the relationships formed along the way are truly great. Please share this author some love.
Check TWs before hand!!
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The Misadventures of Kakashi and the Girl From No Where - Goldfishlover73 || ao3 || kakasaku || M || time travel AU || complete
When a girl called Sakura seemingly falls in the sky, Kakashi is skeptical. Far more skeptical than the rest of Team Minato are. War is approaching quickly and this strange girl is leaving more questions than answers in her wake, Kakashi must decide where his trust and loyalties lie in a constantly changing world.
Told in the perspective of Kakashi in his youth! Really interesting take and I love how strong Sakura is in this in addition to the fact that we get to see a different side of Kakashi that we aren't used to.
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Anachronistic Drift - Elesrea || ffn || gen || T || time travel AU || incomplete
Her plan was flawless. Save Shisui. Save the world. Time-travel, Sakura-centric AU
Sakura spends years training to be sent back in time and save the world from Sasuke. Whilst masquerading as her younger self, she poses as an unofficial ANBU to stay anonymous in her efforts of changing the shinobi world for the better.
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Tourniquet - lilac haze || ffn || T || minasaku || time travel AU || complete
She was his tourniquet. She stopped the bleeding, she stopped his bleeding. She stopped his pain, his despair, his loneliness. She was the first face he saw. She was the first person he trusted. She was the first person to keep his secret. She was his tourniquet. He did not love her. He only loved the idea of her. SakuraXMinato. Time-Travel Fic. Alt. Universe
I quite honestly think this is a hidden gem amongst time travel AUs since I never see people recommending it, but Touriquet is so good! What's interesting here is that it isn't Sakura that's playing with time, but rather Minato. The night of the Nine-Tails attack, rather than dying, he is sent to the future where post-war Sakura is the one to find him and keep the former Hokage alive. It's a delicate situation and one which is kept a secret from many, but through Minato's depression and difficulties with his new life, Sakura becomes a close confident.
Same author as Sakura! I gotta read more of their works
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Armour-Sleeved Single Hit - thatdamnuchiha || ao3 || T || madasaku || time travel AU || one-shot complete
Sasuke always told Sakura she was weak. Even after she trained with Tsunade for years he only had eyes for Naruto whom he considered strong. She would forever be invisible to him no matter how many mountains she toppled. Being a member of Team Seven despite Sasuke’s refusal to acknowledge her meant she got herself into her fair share of sticky situations. Getting stuck a hundred odd years in the past had to take the cake though. But she was just a weak little girl and compared to the shinobi of old she’d be ridiculously pathetic. Sasuke had said she was weak to him – a modern day shinobi who hadn’t been forced into battle after battle like they did in the Warring Clans Era. Obviously she’d be nothing more than a spec of dirt in the eyes of the Founders.
Sakura manages to find herself in founding-era Konoha! While trying to prove that medical ninja are capable fighters she unknowingly gains the affection of Madara Uchiha. After all, the Uchiha find beauty in strength. Super cute read!
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here are the fruits of your labor (would you like a cherry on top?) - snickiebear || ao3 || M || shisaku || time travel AU || one-shot complete
Shisui smiles and it is unlike any smile she has seen before. She cannot remember the last time she had seen a smile.
Sakura manages to fix everything and now tries to live her life in a past she doesn't know. Shisui is the first to find her and the two of them form a close relationship that continues through her journey of recovery.
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The Moon Knows Best - darth_healer || ao3 || E || madasaku || time travel AU || complete
The Moon has played a cruel trick on Madara. He's still home, but it's not the same. Instead of a tranquil forest, there's a colorful vibrant village. Instead of the cliffside he knows so well, it's a collection of Senju faces, one of which belongs to his good friend Hashirama. And instead of Hashirama, Madara is saddled with a very interesting, pink-haired girl. MadaSaku in which young Madara goes forward through time.
Madara finds himself far into the future where the first to stumble upon him is Sakura. He's such a brat, but his and Sakura's interactions are rather entertaining.
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In the Magic Hour - summersirius || ao3 || E || minasaku || time travel AU || complete
It's not perfect, but everything is beautiful. —Minato/Sakura
A sharingan mishap lands Sakura in the past where she drops down in front of team Minato. With her hope of returning to the present time dwindling, Sakura excepts her new life and tries to make the best of the situation and the new bonds that come with it. The dynamic between Sakura and the older generation is quite refreshing and her mentor relationship with the former team 7 is great.
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Stumble - writer168 || ao3/ffn || gen || T || time travel AU || complete
Sakura wanted to die.Sasori was fine with staying dead.But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again.Time Travel AU
Sasori and Sakura are both sent back in time and they try to make a difference in their respective villages. Told in the perspective of both characters, but primarily Sakura. She ends up forming a pretty sweet bond with Ibiki and Genma (which I love) and they help her through some things. Sakura has a rough time
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A Twist in Time - wolf08 || ffn || sasusaku || T || time travel AU || complete
With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, and rediscovering who she is.
With Sakura frustrated at being back to where she started in her becoming of a shinobi, she begins to train with Sasuke. This time around in her life, her relationship with her brooding teammate isn't so strained. Pretty cute read imo
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Return & Rehash - SpaceNugget11 || ffn || sasusaku || M || time travel AU || incomplete
"You," Sakura snarled with bared teeth. Sasuke gagged for air, clutching at her forearm, but she only pressed harder into him. Her green eyes crackled, and she wished she could burn him alive with the heat of her anger.
Sasuke and Sakura certainly did not end in their last life on goods terms and it is prevalent from the moment Sakura awakens and attacks her teammate.
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An Inch of Gold - KuriQuinn || ffn || sasusaku || T || time travel AU || complete
Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Sarada lands herself back in time all while crashing into another team 7 mission gone wrong. An Inch of Gold is in multiple perspectives, but they're all done quite well. Sasuke and Sakura are obviously rather flustered by the situation and the fact they have to deal with it in front of the team makes it quite entertaining.
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These Eyes of Mine (I Can See) - tsukuyue || ao3 || gen || time travel AU || complete
They've lost. Naruto was dead, killed at Kaguya’s hands. Along with him died any illusions of hope that they could win. They couldn’t win, but perhaps they wouldn’t need to. In attempts to stop the Fourth Shinobi War from ever occuring, Sakura is sent back in time to the moment of her birth. Protecting the people she cared about would be much easier if she knew all the facts. OR Where Sakura can see the dead, and Danzō deserves to die.
I'll be honest, I can't remember much, but I do remember that it was really good! I believe a large focus is the Uchiha massacre.
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Trials of Change - Espoiretreves || ao3 || gen || time travel AU || complete
Haruno Sakura made a promise. Looking in the eyes of her Shisou and the reanimated Hokage, she took on the most important mission of her life. Go back in time and try to prevent the 4th Shinobi War. Now, Sakura is back to her 5-year-old body, with all the knowledge and haunting memories of the future. She vows to keep her precious people safe and stop certain events from happening, without altering the timeline too much. The trials her emotions and logic put her through have her questioning her very existence, but for the sake of peace, she has to push forward. No matter what.
If you love Shisui then you'll definitely like Trials of Change. Him and Sakura form the most wholesome friendship ever and try their best in taking down ROOT. A huge cast is present here and the whole thing is just great. It seems as if everyone has some character development lmao.
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Time Flies Like An Arrow - Katlou303 || ao3 || gen || K || time travel AU || complete
Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's four years old having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.
I always like the ones where Sakura isn't fully aware she time travelled. I find it interesting in this fic to see how oblivious Sakura is to her situation, she's a four year old in mind and body. However, she still feels the need to make a difference in the lives of the people around her.
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cut the head off the snake - itsthechocopuff || ao3 || T || time travel AU || complete
when eighteen-year-old, post-war Sakura is thrown back into her tiny, pre-Academy body, she makes a decision. she'd had a childhood once already, and this time, she's more interested in Not Dying when the inevitable shit hits the proverbial fan. so she will work harder, care less, kill more, and smile when she's done.and hey, if she ends up reviving an extinct nature transformation to attract the most corrupt, power-hungry man from her timeline, all the better for her, right?
Sakura decides that her first order of business after traveling back in time is to infiltrate ROOT and that's exactly what she does. Sai, Shin, and Shisui are all great characters and team Ro is present as well. Very good!
Update: just found out it was recently completed!!
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Q: Do you guys like my little comments? If you look at my other lists you'll probably notice that I tend to reuse some of what I say (bc I'm lazy), but for the most part I try to add something new whenever I put a fic on a list. I know that descriptions aren't always very helpful, so I like to put a little something for y'all to get a better idea of what to expect!
Send me recs if you have any!!!
yk what would be really sad? that if when jason first came back around the manor, and like actually interacting with the other wayne’s, for the first few weeks, when someone calls out jason’s name both would jason and tim respond. not because tim was trying to take the older boys place but because tim was just so used to everyone calling him by the dead boys name by accident so often it becomes second nature to him to respond to it.
could be angst bc jason feels tim is trying to replace him and tim feels he’s being put aside every time he realizes that jason is back and he’s not needed.

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your sun sign reflects the most important part of you - mostly to do with the soul and your outlooks on the world. this is which marauders era character reflects that most! :) twitter - @drarrycoded
This somehow feels right and wrong at the same time to me.
Feel like I’m being attacked but okay
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
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Mount Grefell National Park in Australia
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BRASIL ☝️☝️☝️🏆🏆🇧🇷
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‼️🇧🇷 BRASIL 🇧🇷‼️
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Rural Poland
Agadez, Niger
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Fucking dammit.
The random coordinate generator is a broken link.
Go here instead.
I got ocean.
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Mozambique