let us be submerged together

I will never ever in my life get tired of the villain and their fiercely loyal second-in-command having weirdly intense sexual tension

if I get murdered or something and there's a documentary about it and people talk about how I used to "light up the room" know that they are lying. I have never lit up a room. I don't even like turning lights on. I probably enjoyed being murdered too

rb and tell me what your silly little mobile game of choice is

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

they should invent a headache that goes away. at all

thanks for not unfollowing me during my depressive episode u a real one

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

hey, can i get a hit of that? (crisp autumn breeze)

i love you bisexuals!!!