Mae Mae .ᐟ .ᐟ

Some of this is canon info that I just felt like including! Most of these headcannons are just me building on from some of his traits in the comics, and some are just me making up bs as I go lol

- His real name is Austin and then whatever England’s last name is

- Bisexual but lowk denies it

- Demisexual

- AWFUL relationship with his dad (England) and it still lowk still affects him as and adult

- Fragile af masculinity

- Has a really awful diet but is also a gym rat so it kinda balances out

- Dogshit attention span

- Hates snow, prefers warm weather

- Tries to come off as really tough and stuff but is secretly kind of a crybaby

- ^ Also gets scared easily

- CONSTANTLY misplacing things

- Bleaches his hair but tries to come off as naturally blond

- ^ His hair is naturally dark brown

- ^ Also it’s like really fried

- Gets really bad FOMO, constantly wants to be included in everything

- Huge dog person

- Simultaneously extremely reckless and terrified of hospitals

- ^ Horrible horrible driver

- The type of guy to sit on his porch and watch the storm instead of seeking shelter

- Probably lives somewhere rural and/or southern

- ^ Sister America DEFINITELY lives in LA though

- Really likes birdwatching

- ^ Has a bald eagle plushie he’s kept since childhood

- ^ Can hardly sleep without it awww