tabellion

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

i know the “trollcops” concept is dated now but unfortunately terezi and sollux are the two troll characters that would work better than any others as a hard boiled noir detective pair

the appeal of it is obviously partially the “jaded emotionally unstable cynic who is nonetheless relatively upstanding and occasionally even kind x receptive excitable optimist with a sense of humor who is extremely ruthless and morally questionable” dynamic (both of these being subversions of classic noir archetypes) but i also just get a giggle out of imagining sollux being like, terezi’s mean rude ass secretary that hates his job but solves cases with her because he can’t help himself. and she’s like this tough hard-drinking ex-cop with a troubled past that’s addicted to antagonizing him because she always manages to reverse-psychology him into going along with her investigations and shenanigans. and they go around wearing trench coats and fedoras in the rain.

no one at school knows i'm thinking about ww2 yaoi

i think peak historical fiction is when there is a random ass major historical figure but as a comedic relief side character. like geoffrey chaucer being a naked gambling addict in a knight’s tale or leonardo da vinci being cinderella’s fairy godmother in ever after. like. nothing can top that.