laurier rose

i refuse to join in on hate campaigns against women not because of whether i agree or disagree with what they did or didn’t do but because it’s not worth it to me to add to the sum of woman-hating in the world. and like if she actually did that and if it’s actually bad, 100% of the time there’s a man who did the same thing but worse and nobody gives a fuck. i will hate him instead if i feel like hating. i will not hate women

i would abort my baby if it was diagnosed with being ugly in utero

knuckle tats that say 2608 1920

i’m such a carceral feminist i will even call the cops on plants

just finished my tiramisu and put it in the fridge to chill 👼🍰

i literally have to practice saying thank you in a normal voice instead of chirping “thanks!” like a mouse smeeking a succulent flower

sometimes though i see grits that are so runny and pale and i just know they taste terrible ☹️

my blog will always be a safe space for grits enjoyers

okay hickory sticks are dope so thank you canada

i literally almost drove off a cliff yesterday trying to save a squirrel from its evolutionary destiny