Dirty Bioware Confessions

Confession: i want krem so bad. there's not enough krem appreciation anywhere lemme at him!!!

Confession: My face? In a pillow. Vetra’s talons? Pulling my hair. My ass? Up. Vetra’s strap? Rearranging my guts.

Does this have anything to do with me and my partner(s)? No. Shush

Confession: I wish Jax from Mass Effect was lesbian because holy hell shes attractive and ugh. I need her 😆

Confession: i need bull to piss inside my womb pretty please

Confession: I think once he gets over his shyness, Cullen would love keeping eye contact with his partner as he fucks her into a blissful shaking mess.

Confession: I have this intense fantasy that a romanced Alistair can’t perform during the dark ritual with Morrigan because he loves the warden too much so both of them come knocking at the wardens door being like “he says he can’t get hard unless you’re there too.” And Alistair is standing in the back like a sopping wet pathetic cat and the warden joins them and sits on Alistairs face while Morrigan rides him and then my two favorite girls kiss while acting like he’s not even there tbh…

Confession: Akuze survivor mshep who works through his trauma in the kinkiest way. He sets up events where Kaidan, James, or some other male associate hunts him through the woods and brings him home, bound and gagged.

Confession: NEED to kiss along hackett's scar while riding him... that old man dick would fix me

Confession:Alright we gotta talk about Legion having curiosity over how it can pleasure male or fem Shepard to get a better idea of how it can serve the collective. I would happily let it test my clit sensitivity to the max while making sure Im full, that's all I need to say.

Confession: I like to think of Solas as the kind of lover who starts off foreplay and sex with such slow, intentional ministrations, speaking sweet elvhen nothings in Lavellan’s ear, until he hits a breaking point where everything just feels too good, and then he just fucks Lavellan in such a feral manner that they’re left completely thoughtless and speechless after the intense orgasm he gives them both. His favorite thing though? When Lavellan gets so into it that she takes over and rides him in to the sunset like a cowgirl and her dread wolf steed. Talk about pure bliss.

Confession: I am not dominant in the slightest. But, when it comes to Iron Bull, him submitting to *me* is insanely hot. I know he can, and I know he likes it. I want to use his mouth, his fingers, his cock for hours. I want to watch him take cock after cock while I praise and kiss and support him because he's a good boy. And then, a couple nights later, he is the dom and I am glad to be his.

Confession: Saw that chest fetish confession, and I'd like to say I imagine similar scenarios with Zevran and my Brosca Warden. Like, Zevran offering the Warden a massage, and it's on his big dwarven pecs.

Confession: I would do anything to have Satele give me head and take it all before i fuck her brains out. She is just so damn sexy.

Confession: I just know that everyone in mass effect uses their biotic powers to get super kinky

Confession: Kal'Reegar has such a sexy voice. Like yes call me Ma'am while you bend me over the console and fuck me from behind

Confession: My headcannon is that Dorian has a hairy chest. That's it.