Dirty Bioware Confessions

Confession: i respect wynne...but by the maker, could she disrespect me

Confession: i just know alistair is a morning person in more ways than one. he would wake up, start kissing and nibbling on my shoulder, while im slowly awakening. he'd touch and probe, before the tension is unpalatable and we end up fucking in that tiny tent, rustling and trying to stay as silent as possible. it doesn't work

Confession: The Iron Bull, Inky and Cassandra in the bedroom together. And Cassandra gets to sit to one side masturbating as she directs Bull and Inky to act out her favourite tropes from SMUTTY. LITERATURE.

Confession: I wonder what receiving head from an Elcor would look like, or even feel like.

Confession: Just Tali's feet, gripping and rubbing my dick up and down while she's sitting on my face.

Confession: I need to see blue tits. Not the bird's, Liara's

If only Sten would come to my bed, I would make sure to have all the leather armour and fireplace pokers ready and waiting for him to rail my gay ass into the early hours of the morning

Confession: Ik Cullen and Samson have the craziest hate sex ever in Skyhold's prisons

Confession: I know many people ship Krem with Bull but listen. Krem standing up on tall that chair. Maryden sucking him off and worshipping his dick. And Bull can rut against Krem from behind as a treat

Confession: I'm so fucking horny right now, and I love for Garrus to take advantage of it. He wouldn't, but I can't stop thinking about him pinning me to the console down in the main battery, and just teasing me about how horny I am, and how he can smell my cunt and all he would like to do with me

Confession: That one Cat6 operative who talks in the sushi restaurant? Major thigh game. I'd love to ride those thighs, actually.

Confession: Jack is 100% into pegging. She'd be clapping male Shepard's cheeks so loud, you could hear it all the way down in the Normandy's bottom deck.

Confession:it has its faults, but in the end, dragon age is great because it made its dwarves so hot. thank you for the short bears.

Confession: Vivienne maternally domming the ever-loving daylights out of the iron bull. send tweet

Confession: i want krem so bad. there's not enough krem appreciation anywhere lemme at him!!!

Confession: My face? In a pillow. Vetra’s talons? Pulling my hair. My ass? Up. Vetra’s strap? Rearranging my guts.

Does this have anything to do with me and my partner(s)? No. Shush