i’ve always wished for more artistic talent

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

me seeing a take I don't like: I'm not going to kill you. i'm not going to kill you in real life or even in my mind palace

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

guy working on an artwork they knew would push them technically: what the hell why do i keep doing this wrong. am i haunted by malevolent spirits and such