when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

*shakes fictional character* where is the rest of your information I want to know more about you

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

does anyone have advice

Cursed amulet

For sure cursed amulet

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

*gives u shiny rock* i love u *gives u a cool leaf* i love u *shows you my fav books* i love u *gives u a cute flower* i love u *gives u a tiny frog* he loves u too

Yep, I’m on the side of these superb piggies. This is play stupid games, win stupid prizes territory.

Native wild animals engaging in natural animal behaviors?!?! I'm shocked!

i think furniture legs should be carved into little animal feet again.  i think that would solve a lot of problems. 

I think this chair would solve my problems directly related to not having a chair that looks like it can attack my enemies.

love the eyeballs

@dykevandyke

Hey! My grandpa made this! His name is Jacob Cress and the chair is called “Oops!”