I Didn't Find That Funny 101
Unfortunately, a couple of my mates have found out how I get disciplined by my wife, Irene. So, they find it amusing to grass me up to their wives when I make unwise indiscretions, off-colour jokes and so on, knowing full well that the wives will have no compunction about reporting what theyāve heard back to Irene, which usually results in me getting soundly spanked soon afterwards.
This afternoon there was a good example of this. Irene had been chatting with Shirley, my mate Steveās wife. Yesterday, in an unguarded moment when he and I were watching the cricket, I happened to suggest to him, jokingly, of course, that āmarriage is what happens when dating gets out of handā.
This afternoon, I got home to find Irene sitting at the kitchen table, drumming her fingers, impatiently on the table top. In front of her lay her brand new leather punishment strap, which I knew sheād been itching to put to the test. Itās been carefully designed and crafted for maximum effectiveness, with a dozen holes to improve its aerodynamic qualities and a wooden handle that she can grip with confidence as she wields the strap across my defenceless bottom.
She let me know that Shirley had told her about my little joke about married life. In a moment, I found myself naked from the waist down, bent over the kitchen table, being soundly thrashed for having made such a tasteless joke.
Only when she had finished and I was allowed to stand up again, did I realise that the whole procedure had been witnessed by Shirley herself, who had obviously found the experience thoroughly enjoyable.
āWell done, Irene!ā She exclaimed, admiringly. āI think itās time I took my Steve in hand like this!ā
āThat would serve him right.ā I thought, before Irene sent me, still naked below the waist, to stand with my nose to the wall, my hands on my head and my sore, reddened bottom on display, to reflect on my behaviour.















