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you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

thinking about the “foogoo state” post

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

What the hell

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Hey mutuals can I give you my spores

Reblog if mutuals can give you their spores

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!