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you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

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you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

bush peeking through the lace panties... you agree.

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

this is how sharks stay smooth

Bro the cuttlefish and everything else checkin it ou

the best part is the rapidly growing crowd of onlooker fish and squids hoping that this event will end in a festive shower of delicious shark guts (it did not. woe to the peanut gallery)

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

I get where you're coming from and you're not wrong, but I'm stuck imagining how hilariously terrifying it would be if on a plane at the end of the safety announcement, the english version just finished it with "farewell :)" as the plane takes off.

according to the most current research, "termination" was a ritual of public humiliation performed against a designated caste of biological females in the early 21st century. it's unclear what exactly the ritual consisted of, but in some instances it could be performed with the same woman as frequently as six times in a 36 hours period. occasionally, large groups of these females—or "trannies" as they were sometimes called, a title of unclear etymology—would be "terminated" or "termed" in large groups, either simultaneously or sequentially. while no physical records of such events exist, there is sufficient attestation in the written corpus to demonstrate the frequency of the ritual. research continues as to the purpose of "termination," but as is often the case among primitive societies our hypothesis is that it was undertaken to establish or reinforce group cohesion among those performing the termination.

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