give me something pretty to wear beneath my bloodstained clothes

they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

they're talking shit about you on bulbapedia

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

she lets me hit because she hasnt memorized my attack patterns