give me something pretty to wear beneath my bloodstained clothes

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

MY THANG 🔥🔥🔥

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

every single fucking day ill jsut be chilling and then my brain will beam the phrase "they call me stinky" into my mind and I'm like what do you want me to do with that? What does it mean.

This character on artfight called "Gateway time-out Error code 504" looks pretty interesting i think i will attack them