give me something pretty to wear beneath my bloodstained clothes

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

fuck legal names your truest deadname is the steam username you picked out age 11

really funny that tarantino has come out making all these bold claims about Cinema™ as an art form right after releasing the "lost chapter" of Kill Bill as an animated short in fortnite. "2019 was the last great year for movies" oh? yeah? does the industry need to be innovating more? by releasing more movies as special cutscenes in fortnite? "paul dano is the weakest actor in sag" would you rather work with *googles fortnite characters* skull trooper? mothmando? i love it. funniest thing one of our most annoying auteurs could have done to his own career. "i'm only making 10 movies because i don't believe you should stay on stage until people are begging you to get off" plus a bonus fortnite exclusive spinoff short? because that's what the people want? the fortnite exclusive special event spinoff short guy is going to lecture us about the death of cinema?

This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made

The longer this post goes the more questions it raises.

the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon’s thunder is a parody of luigi thunder

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore