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i go far enough back on my blog and suddenly there are minecraft youtubers kissing

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cipheramnesia

I don't know what else I expected him to do.

enigmasalad

I need to see this guy on Masterchef or something. Just on something that’ll give people a hard time.

The contestants must be tormented by the Chocolate guy as much as Tumblr is.

#he was on masterchef wasn't he? made a fucked up pocket watch

eyeteethart

"LOW LIFE" If someone sees this shirt and exclaims, 'ew, I hate insects,' feel free to let them know that none of the invertebrates featured in this design are insects.

#prev on it boss o7 #sick ass design

adachi

I had someone ask me "where are the pokemon cards" and I tried to direct her to the kids section and she got really indignat and went "no. Pokemon cards. Theyre like, collectibles" and I had to go No I know what those are. Those are kids playing cards. Kids section

adachi

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

#i mean tbf a lot of places (at least near me) do keep them behind the counter.

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Shrimp

Runescape

coast-modern

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

#reblogging again cause i just got on a bus that started blasting down the road while i was still looking for a seat

desinteresse

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

desinteresse

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

#me when i hear they put like 2 million into something that didnt really draw in more money #like okay L

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justice-falls

day 2: @dandyshorts's Kinsey Byrd!

dandyshorts

MY THANG 🔥🔥🔥

#taking pics of urself as ref is truly an experience tbh

wretchedwomenblorbos

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

coast-modern

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

fuck-customers

#none of the customers know theres a cat in the breakroom..

lowpolyanimals

Shrimp

Runescape

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epsilonhybrid

they call me the king of third parties

#fn

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