Demons and Pie

The font is called "Redacted Script," it's available for free here, and I just ran to download it because I am, in fact, the target audience for this

Font idea for writers who have trouble not editing as they go!

Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."

#"they can arrive at any size btw. ok good talk" how dare you leave that in the tags I'm dead

Let’s just agree that both Aziraphale & Crowley were so unnecessary cruel to each other & blatantly out of character in GO3 that fighting over who was the biggest jerk makes no sense atp. Ever since I watched the finale, my mind has been constantly going in circles with "oh poor Crowley he needed comfort and help so much how could Aziraphale leave him in that alley how could he tell him all those awful things oh but all Crowley did was sniping back at Aziraphale and mocking him for his attempts to save the world it was so unfair to our angel everyone was constantly belittling him and Crowley said nothing in his defence oh but how can we expect that from him when Aziraphale treated him like shit oh but oh but oh but…" Both of them were turned into caricatures of themselves! There was no "right one"! Stop giving the writers more credit than they deserve by taking sides in this pointless debate

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

tumblr should add spoilered text. 10% for the purpose of spoilering things 90% for doing dumb bits

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

"my child is fine" your child recites darcy's second proposal from the movie for fun

Your emotional scene that you've edited five times doesn't hit to you because you read it five times, not because it sucks.

Why he light skinned?

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

Oh no

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

Protestants be shoppin

Trainwreck of a post

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

jack of no trades. master also of no trades. i'm just a little bit bad at everything i do

This is art to me