holy mackinaw!

okay but i do think if jacob trouba had done his full hockey gear lathered up in paint run at a canvas thing in the nineteen seventies that man couldve retired and spent all his time sitting around in new york somewhere and writing a manifesto. and i wouldve eaten that shit up in my modern art lecture

just discovered a new thing to be a hater about (people drawing characters as women’s hockey players but for SOME reason the jerseys are form-fitting and they seem to not be wearing any chest pad at all or normal hockey pants. and thus I am killing and biting and maiming.)

love how no one gives a shit about 2025 outcome. you have commentators calling max reigning wdc you have screens in the paddock showing him as current champ you have his onboard labeled as “car 1”. redbull can put a big bold 1 sticker on his car before the race and no one would bat an eye

and the funniest thing out of all is the moment max got p2 (not even a win), THE OFFICIAL MEDIA is asking about his chances for the TITLE FIGHT. right in front of mercs salad. max is the 7th in the standings btw. 7th.