Vroom Vroom

Baby did u eat angel food cake for brunch cuz that is waht angels eat and i think U are an angel or some shit

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

look I’m gonna defend carson hocevar I don’t care what he does out on that track. putting that out there now. he could throw out a banana peel from his window and even if chase elliott slips and spins on it I’m sorry, but my kitty whiskers snookums should have been looking where he was driving. I am under spells people.

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual