Gender? I barely even know er!

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

Hate how much A Little Treat has infested me. Any small discomfort and I'm immediately like oooo maybe exchanging money for goods and services will fix this situation.

You don't even have to leave the house if you use the resources the library can provide electronically (Libby, Hoopla, etc.).

Oh fuck yeah this is a library post now!!!!

official library post

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

yes. labels aren’t a fort you need to protect; labels are a pin you can add to your backpack to signal being part of something. You can, in fact, have more than one label (as a treat).

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

rip Odysseus you would have loved GPS

6 7 bus to malewife

Now departing Heard road making all local stops

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon