A excerpt of: In Moscow, Evgeni Malkin opens up about his lost season, loneliness and NHL future
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A excerpt of: In Moscow, Evgeni Malkin opens up about his lost season, loneliness and NHL future

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The latest public data shows 19 of 20 NHL players studied at the Boston University CTE Center, including Bobby Hull, Ralph Backstrom, Stan Mikita, Bob Probert, and Derek Boogaard have had CTE. Those diagnoses were reported in a December 2024 BU study that found the odds of developing CTE increased by 34% for each year of hockey played. Despite the research, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman still refuses to acknowledge the link between playing in the NHL and developing CTE. “The NHL can do better to protect its players’ safety,” said Anne Byers. “Athletes deserve to know what head injuries can do so they can make informed decisions about their bodies and work in an environment that supports their health first.” [May 28, 2026]
being a sports fan will have you saying shit like 'oh boy i hope my favorite millionaire's business negotiations go well today!'
lmao did we sign Jason Robertson’s brother to try to lure him to pittsburgh

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sid: goes to the gym in the summer because it will make him better at hockey and because it’s part of the carefully calibrated offseason enrichment plan kathy and andy o’brien put together every year to keep him from chewing on the furniture
kris: goes to the gym in the summer because he has a disease called can’t live unless he is maxing out his body’s physical capacities multiple times a day. it’s also maybe somehow a sex thing. the man wraps himself in chains
geno: goes to the gym in the summer only in the loosest possible sense of the phrase. like yes he “goes” physically to the “gym,” where he walks around in socks and slides bullying other men into doing pushups for him and taking photos next to smaller men (also a form of bullying). he spends one day recording actual workout content with a series of costume changes so that when sid’s browsing incognito on his finsta for geno summer content he’ll see evidence of geno “in” the “gym,” straight up “hitting it” as it were
Evgeni Malkin was the MVP of the 2006 Junior World Championship.
it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"
I'm currently mourning for the timeline where we got Sid and Geno on say yes to the dress with Jen 💔 what could have been..........
well we know geno would never have done it. if an event is not mandated in his contract he’s not going to be there on camera speaking English for it (more power to him). but I doooo think there’s a world out there somewhere in the multiverse where a bunch of guys from the team show up and sid is one of them. and maybe I’ll be writing it into a fic lol
I can’t believe there’s a world where we could’ve gotten sid watching jen try on wedding dresses on say yes to the dress. we were SO close

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urgent pittsburgh penguins information: i just found out jen was on an episode of Say Yes To The Dress and brought dan bylsma with her. just because. link
telling my therapist, sidney crosby, about my anxieties
sid: well you know if you just work really hard, like harder than anyone else, you can bend the universe to your will right? so you don’t have to worry about those things.
me: so bad things only happen when you don’t work hard enough?
sid:
Just saw someone on twitter say that a gas station worker in Nova Scotia says Sid always fills his gas tank to cost $87.87. Have you heard this 😭 Someone do something
he must be stopped
It was “an easy decision,” says the Ducks about an offer sheet they took 6 days to match. “Pat has intelligently left us enough cap space” to get totally fucked over in upcoming negotiations with Cutter Gauthier that should not have reached this point in the first place, never mind our nonexistent blue line. “We have extremely high expectations for Leo” now that he’s the highest paid player in the league due to a devastating offer sheet fiasco that was entirely avoidable.
malkin patiently waited until it was made clear to hextall by signs & portents that his ass was grass if he didn’t give geno a contract
also find it hilarious that geno’s epic tantrum & sulk is now being described as “patient waiting.” guy who was blowing up the team group chat saying fare thee well my brothers for never again shall we meet in this lifetime. guy who had sully, tanger, and sid on a conference call so they could take turns lavishing him with praise and beggingggg him to stay. guy whose wife had to sit him down and be like zhenya be SO for real you’re going to move to a new city and have to learn a bunch of new guys’ names? at your big age? please

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malkin patiently waited until it was made clear to hextall by signs & portents that his ass was grass if he didn’t give geno a contract
this line is killing me. it was made clear to hextall. the color of sidney’s aura shifted subtly and the diviners whom the pens employ to read him like a mood ring made it known to hextall that crosby preferred that malkin stay