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hey I watched the s*ns game tonight and then I wrote this very messy dialogue only cheesby thing where claude calls sid after the game, before I remembered that the p*ns actually play tonight and not tomorrow, but it's too late to change it now and I like the premise anyway sooooo ✌️ maybe I'll just do a new version once I know the score ✌️✌️ (also on ao3)
"Hello? ... Hello?"
"Sid? Oh hey Sid, is that you?"
"Yeah?"
"Oh hey, that's weird, I was just thinking about you."
"Claude, you called me."
"Did I? Oh fuck. I did. Fuck. Well you're laughing, so you can't be mad at me. I've been drinking - "
"No shit?"
"Ha ha. I've been drinking, but you don't mind, I can tell, you don't mind that I called you at all."
"I mind a little."
"Ha! You do not. I was just thinking - hey I'm on the phone! Fuck you, that's who. Yeah you too. Fuck off. Listen I was just thinking and - "
"Are you in a bar?"
"... No."
"Are you calling me from a bar full of your fucking teammates?"
"No, I'm not fucking stupid. I'm outside the bar."
"On your own?"
"You know what, I am inside the bar, I am standing on my chair, you are on speaker, now tell everyone about that night in the old house when I got you off four times and you couldn't even speak by the time I was - "
"Claude."
"Can I come over?"
"Claude, you're in Ottawa, I'm in Philly and it's two in the fucking morning."
"You're in Philly? Wait, shit, don't you play tomorrow?"
"I'm hanging up."
"Are not."
" ... "
"Do you remember that night I - "
"Yes."
"Do you remember after, in the morning, do you remember what you - "
"Yes."
"You remember it all, eh."
"Claude, I can't do this right now."
"I'm not trying to do anything, Jesus, why do you always have to make it sound like I - Shit. Fuck. I definitely didn't want to do that."
"This is a stupid question, I know, but are you okay?"
"Fuck no."
"Yeah. I guess not."
"I just wanted to - I don't know. I'm fucked up and I was thinking about you. You like me best like this anyway."
"That's not fair."
"Probably not."
" ... "
"Sid. ... Sid, I - "
"I know."
"You know, eh?"
"I know. Listen, I'll see you - I'll see you, okay? When I - We'll work something out."
"Okay."
"We should - "
"I'm sorry."
" ... "
"Sid?"
"What for?"
"I. I fucked it all up. You know. With you. It's been so long. I thought. I didn't think you'd even pick up, not really."
"Yeah. Well. We both kinda fucked it up."
"I guess."
"So just. Just cut that shit out. You don't have to. You know."
"Okay. Sorry. Or not sorry. Whatever you want."
"God, Claude, what I really want right now is to go back to sleep."
"Are you in bed?"
"Of course I am."
"Are you wearing - "
"Don't start. I really have to go."
"Ah, c'mon, give me a little something."
"You're in the middle of the fucking street, keep it in your pants."
"Fuck off, I'll save it for later. Come on, just tell me what you - "
"Fuck off."
"Fine. I've got plenty in the bank anyway. You can't stop me."
"Great. Good. Enjoy. Goodnight."
"I will, you know? I'm gonna go home and think about you. I do all the time."
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have managed to avoid age verification nonsense on the app by not updating it, but I have a new phone as this one is dying so I will have to install the latest. do you lose access to messaging, as well as random posts flagged for no reason?
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u think uve seen the worst possible way someone could carry a water bottle and along comes 19 year old claude giroux carrying it upside down in his teeth
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Are you one of those players who follows the Cup really closely, or are you one of those guys for whom it’s just too difficult to watch because you wish so badly that you could be there?
One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.
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