Noah Kahan
Monterey Bay Aquarium
taylor price

shark vs the universe
ojovivo
we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things

tannertan36
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@theartofmadeline
Fai_Ryy
Show & Tell
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
todays bird

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@penalty-boxes

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my claude jersey being held prisoner at heathrow airport all week
wait the jersey is still in a sack in melrose park illinois this is a claude t-shirt and they've given it to fucking hermes so I expect to have to run home to fish it out of my bin 30 seconds before the collection like last time these clowns got hold of my stuff
The match as text is necessarily incomplete. Not everything can be captured or mentioned and it is hard to know what to notice. Not every action or movement is obviously crucial, though, similarly, as in any interrelated, complex system, it is impossible to know the effect of the absence of an event or the importance of one that has happened. A defender casually strolling across to the left-back position may not be recorded or remembered, but his lethargy could be the reason that a goalkeeper launches a long ball rather than playing it short, which in turn leads directly to a goal. The importance of an event is always determined retrospectively and written records or spectator memories will misremember things, see what has not been seen because of what then happened. The text is incomplete: the major details are captured one way or another, but the reason, the decision-making process, the truth if you will, is obscured because a certain action escaped the record. The transmission of texts is also a haphazard affair, privileging some readers over others. In this way, football is the same as any discipline: only some people get access to the Bodleian or the British Library. Only some people can get to certain games, others have to rely on television or match reports. It is not just what is available, but what is chosen. Some people will watch anything, or have to because it is their job; others will only choose to watch their team or a certain player. Some will watch teams if they are hipster, some if they are non-league. The choices that broadcasters make are inflected by an appreciation of their market, and so, of course, some teams will be available to see more than others, assuming TV is your primary medium of consumption. A fan of Arsenal watching MOTD will have a more complete ‘text’ over the course of a season than a fan of Crystal Palace. It is also worth noting that the records themselves, the recording generated by television before editing and transmission, are unavailable and may not even be kept past a certain point. The point is that the body of work that constitutes ‘football’ as has happened is fractured, incomplete, and subject to whim and fashion and choice and so on.
Alex Stewart, Writing Football, Writing History (x)
Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?
David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)
Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)
Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)
Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)
MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)
The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)
Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)
Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)
I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country
Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)
Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.
something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically
How high above sea level are you right now?
0-250 feet
251-500 feet
501-750 feet
751-1000 feet
1001-2000 feet
2001-3000 feet
3001-4000 feet
4001-5000 feet
5001-6000 feet
6001-7000 feet
7001-8000 feet
8001+ feet

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of course the first thing nate does after winning the cup during pride month is declare his love for sid again
my claude jersey being held prisoner at heathrow airport all week
Alarm Off perfec t time for put lying in bed to t/hink! Inside very Quiet and Peace thoughts very productive put in Alarm Off. Put Thinking in Alarm Off time. no problems ever lying in bedd with alarm off because good Contemplation and Eyes Closed for difficult deep thoughts about day. alarmOff yes safe place to close eyes lie in bed can trust not to fall back asleep. friend bed
A Brighton away fan dresses up as a seagull for the FA Cup match between Liverpool and Brighton, Valentine's Day 2026
'Untitled' by Protoguy

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okay okay the wip is feeling like it's a Thing that just has some gaps to fill and editing to do rather than various piles of crap in a random order so that's nice
watch the final end up 0-0 then argentina on pens after all these shenanigans tonight
after the 1-0 goal against japan
Genuinely obsessed with how good ygdb looked wearing a hat backwards in dick sucking mode
Bonus Claude:
having completely opposing headcanons at the same time is important for the diversity of the fandom ecosystem. yes I believe this would happen. but I also don’t. hope this helps

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krakmin this was funny
Fanfic Work-In-Progress Guessing Game
Send me a word, any word, and if it’s in my WIP document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence or line it appears in.