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*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

hello son. before you is a bowl of macaroni and cheese with sliced hot dogs. in ten minutes, the television remote will be destroyed. if you can finish your food before the timer reaches zero, your high chair will disengage and you will be free to change the channel to nickelodeon. but if you fail, you will be stuck watching the hallmark channel all day. the choice is yours, baby jigsaw

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

Heterosexual pride flag

this has to be one of the funniest ones

I like how the Kingdom Hearts IV trailer is wall to wall frowning anime boys, then right in the middle for exactly 1.5 seconds Donald and Goofy are just randomly there. They don't even do anything.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring