Bweh!

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

to the miscreant teenagers in aisle 2 who pulled a stepladder out from under the shelves to take feet pics posing on the stepladder: what was that about? it's been several years and i still have no idea what compelled this. my coworker and i played rock paper scissors to decide who had to tell you to please stop taking feet pics on the stepladder because it was a liability issue. it was noon on a weekday. you were sheepish, but not ashamed.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"