Bweh!

No one's getting through my barrier ⛔️

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

life changing tweet

If your monster girl can't be read as some kind of disability allegory, you're doing something wrong.

(she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️😺

one of my classic texts, from the archives

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.