Bweh!

me if i was a koopa troopa: Someone tell this stupud.piece of shit asshole to stop wahooing and yahooing ecerywhere. I fucking hate this fucker. I hope he- Bah Bah! fucking dies

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

more on the topic of a guilty conscience: every now and then i'll come across a video covering something like one of (yes there's more than one) nestle's infant formula scandals, and the comments will of course say things like 'nestle is evil', but there's always commenters more willing to play devil's advocate because that is more comforting than accepting that they, in their position of relative privilege, have benefited from the services of these companies and will continue to do so. they'll say things such as: "well, is it nestle's fault poverty exists" (I mean one could argue 'partially yes') when the whole problem is nestle making choices in production and marketing that harm people (in this case mothers of babies) who do not have access to resources they need to survive. a company could make the choice to use the same ingredients everywhere. it could make the choice to use the same marketing strategies everywhere. but we see these stark differences in how corporations operate outside the imperial core because they'll profit more this way. what is the point in pretending otherwise other than making yourself feel better? if you're not personally boycotting nestle after learning this information, it's not like you'll be eliminated from planet earth. you could just move on from that video silently. how many idiotic takes must the world endure because someone couldn't handle mild discomfort and self reflection

Trying to attend anything in public just has me butting against the fact that being tma sucks. Yeah, that hema thing looks cool, how do they feel about trans women? Yeah, the trivia at the lesbian bar looks cool, so like their thoughts on trans women? Oh, that lesbian rave looks awesome, so about the trans women? Just, fundamentally unsure if I will even be allowed to exist in this space, and if I am will I be interacted with? Will I be the pariah desperate for attention but relegated to standing awkwardly in the corner or alone at the bar?

this has to be one of the funniest ones

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

I think I was wrong about solving random math problems being the main difference between C and Python tutorials. The biggest difference is that Python tutorials all seem to assume a 4th grade reading level while everything for C is clearly aimed at college students.

what if his name had been alexander graham smell

actualy we call it the telephone not the bellphone so i guess this doesn't lead us to a society where it is a smell phone. buuuuut on the other hand his company would have been called smell. smell labs. pacific smell. that's pretty good

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

a very interesting terf objection to this one boils down to "but how would the state know who to protect?" because it speaks to the incredible privilege of being in a class the state actually ever remotely wants to protect. most oppressed groups do not want the state to have a registry of them, lol

the patriarchy has done a great job convincing white cisgender women that it's in their best interests to maintain it