Bweh!

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

man i thought the name on one fear was Beanson. for eleven fucking years. Beanson.

it's been observed many times before but man it is kind of funny that Americans were so galled about the idea of foreign interference in the presidential election. Fuckkkkkk who would do something like that... Truly shameful behavior what kind of monstrous government would do something like that

If you wanna know what heartbreak feels like try moving to hug a crying trans woman and watching her flinch on instinct like you’re about to fucking hit her

i’m reminded of the developer of a mapping software who had a variable named ‘legend_handles’ that got refactored into ‘leg_handles,’ ‘leg_hands,’ and finally ‘feet’

every time some micro celebrity oc artist advertises their plushie fundraiser i exhale so deeply i fear my lungs might escape my ribcage

the labor exploitation isn't happening because i can't see it and im just a widdle artist trying to make a living . please buy my acrylic charms

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...