It is I, the frond

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

This will never NOT be funny

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

Prelude to an ass kicking