Something Takes the Wheel

DIVA ALERT

absolute cunt serves absolutely

This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

They seem to have accepted Commander Spock as one of their own.

the summer i tommed petty

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

jowls are normal double chin is normal stretch marks are normal armpit fat is normal. none of the things that tiktok and instagram are telling you to change are things you need to even consider changing. you can have a normal body, it will be okay

I don’t know how many more “is this ai or not” I have left in me before I lose my mind and have to explode everyone that uses it

like some of these images really do fool me.. I feel like i’m betraying myself when it’s ai and I can’t tell right away