Something Takes the Wheel

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

i saw the peepee grow

i think about ‘hello we are your bank’ all the time

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES

I need the ai bubble to burst so badly. I feel insane. My uncle shows my driving license (a piece of id with my picture, basic info and signature) to chatgpt to figure out what is the code a form ask for. My brother shows my mom's medical report to perplexity to have it explained in lay terms before she brings it to her doctor. All of those pieces of information could have been acquired without putting crucial personal information into the servers of big data. All of those pieces of information could have been acquired without putting crucial personal information into the servers of big data. All of those pieces of information could have been acquired without p

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

the rapture actually DID happen today but the only soul god deemed worthy of salvation was a single baby, recently converted to the christian faith, taken away in a beam of light just milliseconds before colliding with a baseball bat. the rest of us are on our own.

Not only should I be studied by science, but I should be studied by pseudoscience as well. Let's see of those deranged cranks can work out what the fuck is wrong with me

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried