not fish nor fowl nor good red herring

eva stratt my favorite temporary world dictator

talks about a friend or family member buying a “cute” or “cool” or whatever product for them

shows multiple well-lit, well-framed photos of a product

sounds like it was written by an alien (why are they laughing so hard at something that clearly isn’t funny?)

has an uncredited “twitter”-esque screenshot and tumblr text that seem to be written by the same person (which they probably were)

is from a blog that completely lacks personality and is only devoted to similar or “aesthetic” posts

is entirely devoted to posting a link to a product that yOu JuSt CaN’t ReSiSt GeTtInG rIgHt NoW!!1!

uses colored text and caps lock to draw attention to a link to purchase a product

Eating when I don’t need food but I want it: This is okay I’m probably having some small delectable treat. As long as I’m not overeating to discomfort this will be enjoyable.

Eating when I don’t need food and I don’t want it: *This is something that some misled parents and caregivers impose and doesn’t apply to me as an abled adult*

A large blue whale sails silently through the ocean.

I have spicier stuff on my Patreon.