not fish nor fowl nor good red herring

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

Incredibly charming to think about the translation assumptions around profanity being made by Dr. Ryland "what the fudging fudger" Grace and Rocky "everyone agrees he is swearing up a storm" the Eridian. What a beautiful duo to make first contact.

They ALMOST clear it up one day when Rocky asks Grace "What is fudge question?" but tragically the answer "Oh, it's a kind of food" sounds appropriately vulgar to Eridian sensibilities, setting them back months on realizing the misunderstanding.

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

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