The Wisdom Of Space

opening the fic tab to see ao3 down is like coming home to get a snack from the fridge but the whole fridge is missing :(

I love how I can confidently go on tumblr when Ao3 is down to see a community crumble in 3 minutes x

everyone masc til Miss Shania comes on

the older i get the more frustrating i find it how little people recognize or acknowledge it when massive problems start to get solved... i get the concept of focusing on unsolved problems and injustices to keep up the pressure of public opinion, but we should also acknowledge it when great things are accomplished. we just started rolling out the first-ever malaria vaccine which will likely save millions of children's lives. about half a million people die of malaria every year and over half of those deaths are children 5 years old and under. ive seen literally no one i know talking about this huge triumph for humanity

we're also on track to completely restore the ozone layer. we have averted one horrifying environmental catastrophe and we can do it again. our planet is not doomed

“Straight dudes will tell you they’re into older women and then the women in question will be barely 300 year old elves without a single wrinkle on their faces. If they saw the older women I want to fuck they’d hurl!” The rogue says, tears welling in her eyes. The rest of her adventuring party tries to console her. The party wizard who is dating a 300 year old elf doesn’t hold it against her, he knows she’s only lashing out because she fumbled a 4000 year old elven gilf

Hey I just realized now like a month and half later that I did not, in fact, tag this as “elven gilf” as I had intended to make the post easier for me to find. I had instead tagged it as “elven golf”. I’d like to apologize to the one guy with an extremely specifically fetish for ruining your tag