i fell in love with you in kamordah

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

[image: a large bag of jasmine rice leaned against a wall. something is casting a rainbow of light around it. end alt text]

dude so distraught he forgot his age

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

happy flat fag friday

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day