i fell in love with you in kamordah

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

thinking about experiencing my first sensation soon

petplay where youire a fish but i forgot to cycle the water in your tank so the chemicals are inbalanced and you die

getting asked whos mommys good little goldfish but i cant. i canr fuckingh rememeber

Goldfish actually have pretty good memory and can be trained to play soccer.

petplay but im your goldfish and you train me to do a sick as fuck football goal

You can lie when you name things

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say