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No cause I've been rewatching and GOD. everytime a character walks on screen its js SMASH. Hawkeye in his lil vests and bicep- SMASH. Natasha esp in her s3 outfit? SMASH.

Reading Sunrise on the Reaping and realizing that this is the first time that I'm older than the main character of a Hunger Games book

Cody: Look, you don't want Fox to die and I don't want Fox to die. So let's work together to make sure Fox doesn't want to die Wolffe: Fantastic plan but have you ever fucking met Fox

fox wants fox to die

suddenly obi-wan is out of a job :(

HE WAS HIM??

Quinlan, maverick jedi, who uses the jedi code for padawan's textbook as a pillow, routinely finds himself in jail, flirts with darksiders, took a summer internship as a darksider, etc. etc. being the one they go to for help about jedi code stuff is too funny for words.

I think it would be very funny if after Obi-Wan kills Maul in Rebels, an entire small army of Mandalorians turned up in the desert (led by Sabine, who got tipped off by Ezra) to harass him into becoming the rightful leader of their government

Meanwhile Obi has been made Leader of the Mandalorians and somehow Luke is his heir and son now and SOMEHOW, SOMEWHERE he just KNOWS Qui Gon is laughing his butt off!

Obi-Wan trying and failing to get someone to fight him so he can pass off this job that he absolutely did not apply for. Cody standing there threatening anyone who so much as looks like they’re considering it. Their ideas of what a rescue entails are maybe slightly different.

Obi Wan keeps accidentally becoming more and more popular as the Mandalore and at this rate, he's going down in history as one of the greatest of all time. And he declared war on the Empire by accident when he told one of his Mandalorian Advisors what he had seen at the Temple. Dead Children are an EXCELLENT motivator for Mandalorians.

Neither takes Obi-Wan up on any of his very generous offers to replace him. Obi-Wan is most put out.

Of course not! Why would they? He's doing a great job! Everyone's happier! Vader has been literally eating the drywall over this and going insane! Why would they take over?

Everyone is happier, including Obi-Wan, he’s just not about to give in and also will never, ever believe he’s the right one for this job.

These books start to appear about three years after the former Emperor Palpatine’s timely demise. Yoda has the entire collection stashed away somewhere, Obi-Wan just knows it.

Bo-Katan started the name and it backfired spectacularly. She may work hard, but the 212th works harder.

212th: Oh? Gonna make our Jedi sound incompetent? WELL NOW HE WAS SKEPTICAL OF THE EMPIRE AND RIGHTFULLY SO!

I feel like this an excellent time for Quinlan Vos to show up. Just right in the middle of all of this.

And no Obi, he's not taking the job either. He's here to swear ALLEGIANCE to you! Mostly because he knows it's going to drive Obi Wan INSANE. This is better than the time they snuck out of the Temple to go play Illegal Sabbac Games! (Not that playing Sabbac was illegal, but the people running it sure were!)

He has also somehow already gotten himself officially titled “First Minion.” It’s on his ID and everything. And since his slicing skills are sufficiently above Obi’s, it’s going to be staying that way. Cody is mad that he didn’t think of that first. Rex mentions that the title of consort is still open because he hasn’t had enough opportunities to be a little shit recently.

The Wedding is beautiful. Talk of the galaxy for centuries. Particularly since Vader shown up and tried to challenge Obi Wan to a duel. Obi Wan kicked his ass for the third time.

Wolffe’s the one writing

They lead an attack on it after it destroyed Alderaan. It was a deliberate attack. Obi Wan had no choice. To finally declare open war. And what a war it will be.

Imperial Officers: Listen, if you hear a polite voice with a Coruscanti accent hail you, asking you if you would be so kind to surrender, do it. It's your last chance before everything is karked up and hell unleashed. Because that's the Manda'lore, Obi Wan Kenobi of the Mandalorian Empire.

Said imperial officers would like it known that they did in fact say surrender, not surrender and then immediately join the other empire. Like, they can’t really blame all the beings that defected, but they weren’t the ones who came up with that idea, just so everyone’s clear.

all im hearing is obi-wan and the power of friendship fix the universe

What does this mean for clone aging?!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR CLONE AGING????!!

i think the bad batch was already "defective", so their accelerated aging wasnt as accelerated as it should be. Also, I think they're younger than the clones we saw as old, like rex and wolffe, but I'm not too sure on that one.