Very well. I accept your blackmail.

[walks thru a bead curtain into my blog]

Just watched this movie for the first time tonight; and this was my take-away.

dudes will worship the beast all day. And then be like. Who can be greater than the beast 🙄 who can speak against it 😂🤣🤣

i like to entertain myself by thinking about Bad Succession -> (alternate reality succession where it sucks). constant sepia-tinted flashbacks to traumatic childhood memories, with echoey abusive dad dialogue. post-car accident kendall is haunted by a hallucination of the waiter everywhere he goes. shiv has girlboss moments where she triumphs against misogynistic men and they learn not to underestimate women. once you get started you can’t stop.. the ideas are endless. they would try to make kendall into a rebellious bad boy type with personal demons. he would have a scene where he stares into a cracked mirror to represent his fractured psyche

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

Has anyone written a queer romantasy retelling/homage of a classic piece of literature yet? You could advertise it on tumblr with a pull quote that remixes the most quotable line from the original work into something unbearably dumb. I don’t know why no one’s tried this, seems like free money.