simply cybersex blast off into cybersex joe biden

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

please

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

Happy pride month!!

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

Regular Couple

this ended homophobia

happy pride month

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

Happy Pride to Gandalf Big Naturals