what happens if you eat letter-box hair?

the woman who's stalking me thru the woods is gonna get reeeeaaal confused by my new hand-stand technique...

why did i start posting like i live in the pnw as soon as i got bangs . #Afraid

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

i love sowing. i fucking l- [sees someone reaping] kill that guy.

the real truth of the matter is that pigs and boars are by far the most beautiful creatures on this earth and will last centuries beyond the time of humans because of their profound cuteness and virtue

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

lets do some medical roleplay. youre my doctor & you have to perform some minor surgery on me but this is the 18th century & theres no anaesthetic so i go into shock & die. yes of course its still sexual

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms