what happens if you eat letter-box hair?

obtuse is such a good word. Bro that was so thoughtless it's triangle

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

How do you think Dan Cain felt going home after all that bullshit and having to look at the talking heads poster above his bed.

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

it's a new week and no one is safe. stay vigilant, forget to sleep, keep that jaw tight. monday has a gun

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women