give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station