imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

thin veil today isnt it

'you are not serious people' is a phrase that has done so much. thank you logan succession