ill never forget the dream i had about this show on nickelodeon that was kind of like malcom in the middle and even stevens and it was called Bitchboy Naughty and like every time they went to a commercial it would fade out w/ kids singing “Bitchboy naughtyyyyyy’ i wish u could hear this tune bc its been stuck in my head for months

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

my promising gardening career was cut short when i was mauled by a rampaging basil plant