Purring Malefactor

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

And, if individuals have set up filters so they don’t have to see it, you’re not helping them by spelling it wrong so the filters won’t catch it. Which, as I understand it, there’s a big problem with people doing that on purpose on TikTok. Trying to get around people’s boundaries with self-censorship is a jerk move.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy

I hath blown up mine university lab.

THE TIME HAS COME

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

I've cut out the middle man on media consumption. I simple scattershot follow everyone I can, carve it down until it's only people drawing fictional characters as hot butchfemme couples, and then I send links to all that to the sexy Australian woman who threatens to break all my bones