hopeless necromantic

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

Birds are basically the dinosaurs that managed to “nooo you wouldn’t hurt a cute little baby guy on his birthday” their way out of a mass extinction

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.

I'm not calling it Dragonite because it's not from Bad Dragon. It's from @alchemistechidna. I think we should call it Johnson Agate.

King in Yellow CNC

they bombed iran

members of congress coming out and being like “guys, we didn’t agree to this 🥺 this was an unauthorized act of war” OKAY BITCH. START DOING SOMETHING. THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS TOO, YOU GLORIFIED INANIMATE OBJECT

“you guys, we said no, we swear!” that is not enough