Un(tit)led

eager-to-please little piglet excitedly recording herself sucking down multiple milkshakes for me with her overstretched belly hanging out of her jeans, waiting with bated breath to receive a vid of me cumming to her fattened body as a reward 🤭

being a dedicated 9-to-5er while also being a dedicated hornybrain pervert is so funny. i'll be up at 6 am to get ready for my day and what am i doing that whole time? thinking about bizarre sex acts. the real rise and grind, if you know what i mean

I'm glad I have a ridiculous fetish. It keeps me humble.

making a girl lactate for the first time when she didn't know that she could is always so funny and soooo extremely remarkably fun. rolling her nipple against the roof of your mouth with your tongue, working your jaw in there like you're biting into a ripe peach, pulling her waist in and holding her tight through the shaking and the gasping, getting to hear her moans get all confused and desperate when she starts shuddering and leaking into your mouth. pure ambrosia

Feedist glory hole where you lie behind a wall with your mouth pressed against the opening and let strangers feed you anything and everything they want.

eating while high is such an Experience because objectively you feel yourself getting really full but there’s a disconnect with that feeling and what your brain wants you to do, which is eat. whether to feel the texture in your mouth or to taste the sweet or salty flavors. its not because you’re hungry - how could you be hungry when your belly is heavy and stretched from all you’ve been eating yet you still keep chewing and swallowing.

being neutral about other peoples kinks is necessary by the way. when consenting adults are doing things between consenting adults, and you prioritize your discomfort over their autonomy and right to exist safely in a space without having their private interests excavated and recontextualized to make them out to be predators, that says way more about your willingness to place yourself in the position of moral authority than it does about them and you deputizing yourself on the basis of nothing but vibes and your personal traumas makes you very dangerous politically.

They roll over gently, pulling me in close, nibbling on my neck, coaxing my legs open and my panties off. I oblige, taking their ovipositor into my tight cunt, and we both lazily rock our hips into each other, half asleep, half horny... they gasp softly and I feel pressure inside my belly, eggs being laid, and they stay still for a bit, but neither of us can sit perfectly still, and their 'positor is still inside me, so...we start rocking again, soft, hungry noises coming from our mouths for each other, and more added to the clutch while I'm held in a tight embrace, a hand protectively cupping my belly, and feeling it swell further... I feel their hips rocking more eagerly, wanting to fill me more. We lose track of time, just caught up in the feelings, and eventually succumb to our exaustion. When I wake up in the morning, I look down and blink at the sight of myself, looking impossibly gravid, and then my mate pulls me in closer, kissing my neck again...

the perineum was made to eat her out like u would a pussy btw. & the deeper you tongue it the more your soul is purified

I've fantasized about this exact scenario

me and my stupid tight, wet, eager, hot, tight, impossibly soft, needy, tight pussy [tries to kick a rock but i trip and hit my head on it]

sweetest thing in the world is when you've got a girl under you all sensitive and overwhelmed while she's wrapped around your cock and she's whining and shuddering, reminding you over and over again to take it slow and be gentle with her, but she just can't stop herself from clinging onto you for comfort on instinct, keeps wrapping her arms tighter around your shoulders and hooking her legs around you like it'll give her something to tether to even though all she's really doing is pulling you into her that much deeper

untuck NOW queen (but it's about her belly from her waistband)

I’ve been kicked out of the hucow hooters for tipping my waitress