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dark souls font red state women's bathroom shitted in

Do furries have chasers?

In the same way a guy with a maga hat and sunglasses pfp reaches out to me on grindr are there guys with curly mustaches and cartoonish double barrel shotguns who go up to Wil E Coyote asking to ride his big red rocket

the thing is everyone wants both an emotional girlfriend and a sex girlfriend and when you're typecast as the emotional girlfriend you repeatedly get replaced when they find a sex girlfriend and have to suffer a few weeks of feeling like an unlovable piece of shit until they come crawling back to your dms like "so heyyy... she DIDN'T wanna talk about the character complexity of yugioh 5Ds can you believe it"

i hope this doesn't come across as disparaging to the sex girlfriend, who is, if anything, a more powerful and self sufficient human being because she says things like "actually, i don't want you to play toys At me for hours on end" -- it's just that the emotional girlfriend loves to continuously step on rakes and bend herself backwards for the interests and needs of an individual who has decided to dripfeed her attention and affection in between saying inane shit that doesn't engage with her as a phsyical human being at all

i also hope this doesn't come across as disparaging to yugioh 5ds. i like yugioh 5ds. the only thing i don't like mentioned in this post is myself.

monkey for nothing and your chimps for free

you play the guitar on the MTV (monkey tv)