🌸🌹Elora🌻🌺

Did you seriously just smoke some of my elfweed? Girl you're gonna get soooo fucked in 5 years. Yeah it only lasts a decade though.

Don't worry about your nipples being more sensitive.

if you are a tall sweaty elf you are not only allowed but encouraged to pelt me worh soccer balls. I promise ill run around and try to dodge and make it fun. Just let me sniff once you're done?

Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$

Read that as "elf menthols"

If you think youre getting elf menthols for 5 dollars youre off your fucking rocker kid

I need to get better at chopsticks. I need to be able to use very long chopsticks to fuck with the ears of an elf from ten feet away.

Wooohooo 14 CFR 91.205 baby! Give it up for 14 CFR 91.205!! The regulation that indicates that powered (including deer powered i presume) aircraft need to have red green position lights (at night)

one million innocents have died in the war between doll feet and elf armpits

anyone got any spare elf penis

Elf blast

The effect of Elf blast is, of course, Penis Explosion.

20000$ or a glass of fresh elfmilk