CYANIDE

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

imagined my favourite character doing cool stuff while listening to a new song and got so excited that apparently the only appropriate physical reaction was to start jumping and kicking my legs like a leprechaun or a pissed off rabbit while breathing like I had just run a marathon. okay

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚

worms are easyto defeat given it has no limbs tp use. centerpedes on theother hand ohojohoho

the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

Chronic pain is like: I'm in pain. "Well, you really shouldn't let that stop you from doing things." Ok, I guess I'll keep doing this even though I'm in pain. "Well, if the pain was really that bad, then it would stop you from doing things, so it's probably not that bad." Actually, it got worse because I kept doing things. "Well, why would you overdo it and hurt yourself? You should know your limits." Ok, fine. I know my limit, and I have reached it. I need to rest. "Okay, but last week you did all this other stuff, so I know you CAN do more, so I think you're just making excuses?" Ok.

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.