Definitely contains sarcasm, I checked

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

One dutifully accepts its purpose and carries out its mission without question. The other is deeply conflicted and constantly struggles against the loss of their own autonomy.

One was discarded but took it upon itself to succeed where a chosen vessel had failed. The other was forced into their role with no way of backing out, while a chosen vessel was carelessly cast aside.

One wields darkness against light. The other wields light against darkness.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

True love. (Get the PRINT here: https://gricklemart.com/witch-and-wizard-love-print/)

I decided this would be fun. So reblog with a new word and see how long we can make it.

The starting word is…