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Alternate names for Mistborn Era 2 books:

The Alloy of Law Weird Mustache Man

Shadows of Self Lessie!!!!!!!

The Bands of Mourning Waxillium Ladrian and the Temple of Doom

The Lost Metal Allomancer Jak Wayne

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 1 books:

The Final Empire Holy Shit It Is Raining Hard

The Well of Ascension I Fucking Hate Zane Thunder Rumbling Ominously In The Distance

The Hero of Ages Lightning Aggressively Striking You Sixteen Times Over

Secret History I Sure Hope You Liked Kelsier Gay Divorce

Alternate names for Stormlight Era 1 Books:

The Way of Kings Kaladin has a bad time

Words of Radiance Kaladin, buddy?

Oathbringer Okay it has to be- nope. Still bad.

Rhythm of War Is he? Yep. He is.

Wind and Truth Okay, I think I got it now. Well, that was unexpected.

echoingcave

Alternate names for the Secret Projects:

Tress of the Emerald Sea Reverse Princess Bride

Yumi and the Nightmare Painter Anime in Text Form

The Sunlit Man It's Too Hot Outside

Isles of the Emberdark Buncha People on Boats and Ships

#what's III supposed to mean for Elantris?#<- Synonym for Sick. i-L-L #The Tumblr font just sucks

Alternate Names For the Standalones:

Warbreaker The World's Most Powerful Dead Guy Is Illiterate

Elantris That Time I Became Indefinitely Ill Because of Sloppy Drawing

The Emperor's Soul Art Thief Tries Identity Theft

Edgedancer Awesomeness and Pancakes (Shoutout my blog)

Dawnshard Things That Man Was Not Meant To Know, But Insects Can

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Alternate names for Mistborn Era 2 books:

The Alloy of Law Weird Mustache Man

Shadows of Self Lessie!!!!!!!

The Bands of Mourning Waxillium Ladrian and the Temple of Doom

The Lost Metal Allomancer Jak Wayne

Alternate names for Mistborn Era 1 books:

The Final Empire Holy Shit It Is Raining Hard

The Well of Ascension I Fucking Hate Zane Thunder Rumbling Ominously In The Distance

The Hero of Ages Lightning Aggressively Striking You Sixteen Times Over

Secret History I Sure Hope You Liked Kelsier Gay Divorce

Alternate names for Stormlight Era 1 Books:

The Way of Kings Kaladin has a bad time

Words of Radiance Kaladin, buddy?

Oathbringer Okay it has to be- nope. Still bad.

Rhythm of War Is he? Yep. He is.

Wind and Truth Okay, I think I got it now. Well, that was unexpected.

echoingcave

Alternate names for the Secret Projects:

Tress of the Emerald Sea Reverse Princess Bride

Yumi and the Nightmare Painter Anime in Text Form

The Sunlit Man It's Too Hot Outside

Isles of the Emberdark Buncha People on Boats and Ships

Alternate Names For the Standalones:

Warbreaker The World's Most Powerful Dead Guy Is Illiterate

Elantris That Time I Became Indefinitely Ill Because of Sloppy Drawing

The Emperor's Soul Art Thief Tries Identity Theft

Edgedancer Awesomeness and Pancakes (Shoutout my blog)

Dawnshard Things That Man Was Not Meant To Know, But Insects Can

I am a stick!

disgruntled-neighborhood-wife

But you could be fire

Cause phychological damage with my tomfoolery to

Uhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm already insane

Silly Game Time: I have decided to announce my candidacy for PRESIDENT OF THE MOON! And my Vice President will be ... YOU! What's one policy you want me to include on our moon platform?

GIANT MOON SWIMMING POOL.

Lower Gravity, lower density. You could do so much with it!

#silly game time

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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

squareallworthy

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

storm-of-feathers

What

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

ovenroastedtwerkey

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

yoinky-sploinky

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

ovenroastedtwerkey

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

kenzily8

you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀

jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker

Why would you cook generations in stored sheep piss? Is water not good enough for you?

How do sheep in storage units piss any differently to sheep in the wild?

Friends and foes, I shall be gone till the end of the month, perhaps some more

*Baps you Goodbye*

I gotta stop staying up till 2am, I just pet my backpack thinking it was my cat

As long as you didn't take your cat to class...

Im not as into pokemon as I used to be, but I'm watching the gen9 anime and all the characters have such good designs and ✨️personalities✨️

Have you seen the Animations in PLZA? I swear they blew their budget just figuring out how each Pokemon moves and rests and such.

It's so detailed and intricate and honestly makes up for some of the jank in the game

inthefallofasparrow

“… but you’ll never be able to beat my Servine!

SERVINE: Servine!

ASH: A Servine?

PIKACHU: Pikaa?

SERVINE: Servine.

WHO’S THAT POKEMON?!

———

IT’S SERVINE!

SERVINE: Servine!

SERVINE: Servine.

ASH: That’s Servine, it’s gotta be.”

erratic-dragon-fruit

guys I think it might be servine

mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031

Servine? Obviously it's Serperior

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@inferno-the-skywing

You bapped me once, and yourself 16 times

anremithrl

No. No. Wait. No.

...*sigh*

Yep. You're very right.

No wait I only bapped myself fift- ah that last one where I at-ed you also counts, huh? Yep.

A reblog is a reblog

anremithrl

Impaled upon by my own sword.

That's what she said

anremithrl

Who is this person and in what context did she say that?

hypothetical person who only exists for the purpose of this crass joke, and in a sexual context.

Bap.

ramonabluecat

I Love This Thing, it is a perfect being

@erratic-dragon-fruit

erratic-dragon-fruit

noooo the bird is haunting me nowww

You know the only solution is to call in the Bigger Fish.

UNLEASH THE DIRT NERDS

Inferno is tasting dilute hydrochloride acid and apparently the Mediterranean Sea. Just thought you should know

god forbid a human have hobbies

sankta-wraith

Damnit Kiwi you’re supposed to be the responsible one

I'm concerned but I have no control over her. What am I supposed to do 🥹

1kit

Make sure fae dilute it until it is just water

only correct answer

Maybe if we give her a connection to an ether it will cancel out any problems from drinking an ocean

What problems? Mediterranean very healthy!

Yummers

erratic-dragon-fruit

love me some petroleum in my water it really makes my taste buds shrivel up and die

#The joke here is that there was a soda company called goldspot a long time ago

I don't really like water tasting so rich, but you just can't let go of that goldwater black, can ya?

ramonabluecat

I Love This Thing, it is a perfect being

@erratic-dragon-fruit

tgirl-tamag0tchi

A future where the big four mech manufacturers are Hitachi, Google, Nintendo, and Ferrari

the-ivy-grows-regardless

Love the concept of name dropping companies in your cyberpunk dystopia as a way to explicitly indite harmful companies.

But on the other hand having a single megacorp that became so ubiquitous in universe that it's simply referred to as "the company" has a distinct dystopia vibe too and parallels the depersonhood that these companies force upon their workers back on the company by treating ubiquitous brand recognition as complete lack of brand name entire

#sci fi #science fiction #worldbuilding #rambling

There's value in implying a generic name too, methinks.

if you call a vacuum cleaner a "Hoover" say, or a photocopier a "Xerox", you arguably have extremely high brand recognition, enough that it is simply a part of your vocabulary.

So in this context, calling something a "Ferrari" (Or whatever-have-you) could be more impactful than calling it something else, maybe? Like, you imply that they were at some point so dominant that their name is just what the product is called.

I get the Megacorp angle, but there's a ton of worldbuilding you need to support having one single monolithic corporation, You could do that, sure, but it also severely limits the kind of story you can tell with that setup. If you instead, decided to make it a group of three-or-so companies which can bounce competition between them, then you have an interesting story you can tell with oligarchies instead of monopolies. Oligarchies are also much more insidious, by virtue of there being this illusion of upward mobility. Sure, your pirate group can pierce through the lies, but can the average Joseph? There is implied power in nobody being able to fight the MegaCorp, but is not the best prison one which you don't know exists?

Are not the Lotus Eaters the best hosts to ever be?

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For a story heavily centered on Mechs, do you think we'd have giant corporations mass producing them, or would it be a much more personailsed thing?

I suppose what I'm asking is how expensive would a Mech pilot be? Would they be the equivalent of Bronze Age charioteers, who would require the equivalent of a few hundred thousand dollars to train up, or would they become cheap cannon fodder?

How expensive would the Mech be in comparison to the pilot? If it takes, say an estimated $10,000 per pilot, but the Mech costing, say $100,000, then the incentives for whatever military group is to prioritise the Mech over the pilot, right? But you could make the same argument, for say Fighter Pilots. I'm sure a top-of-the-line fighter craft costs more than training a pilot to get there. Obviously in the present day, we NEED the human to pilot it, but what about this projected future where automation can do 90% of a human's job? What then?

But then again, I doubt military technology would completely phase out the human. Right?

I suppose the eventuality of this line, this science fantasy is to get to growing humans instead of training them. If you can "create" a set of humans who from birth are engineered for Mech piloting, then surely you can cut down on some of the expense in training them, since there are no additional resources spent.

This rather handily brings us back to the original problem. How rare are Mechs on the average war? If they are the default bit of military technology, then you get a more boring story out of it. You end up with a standard war story, but replacing the man with the Mech. I'm sure you could create something interesting out of it, but the activation energy for it would be more than the other option.

If Mechs are specialist technology, with only a select few being able to pilot one, then you allow for a lot of the plots of a Mech story. It justifies the extensive upgrading that happens with a mech, since they are very individual machines. It also, I suppose, justifies the amount of per-soldier attention given.

So I ask again, who manufactures the mech?

Hey you, you're the future Preservation, right?

Get your partner under control, she keeps trying to convince me that spending my life savings on SEVENTY-FIVE KILOGRAMS of saffron is a good idea.

A, not my partner, in any usage of the word; B, trust me. I've tried. I even tried to get other people to try for Ruin, because lovingly, fae will immediately let Ruin take over. She lives for the chaos. And yeah, that sounds like something she'd do. Fae is.... uh.... strange, to say the least :) She's in my inbox too trying to get me to do the same. There is absolutely nothing I can do. Fae is an unstoppable force

A. Technically, since our shards are paired, so in one extremely specific sense of the word, the term partner could apply, in a similar sense as the term business partner, like in a corporate partnership.

γ. And thank you Kiwi, you flatter me. This is the nicest thing I've seen all day. I mean, I'm only 13 minutes into the day, but still, you're making me blush, this is so sweet. Going to get this etched in steel sometime.

16. And consider, with the way the economy is going these days, <lying> financial Ruin is inevitable </lying>, so why not go out with a delicious bang, and put yourself in crippling saffron debt. <lying> You end up in financial Ruin anyway, </lying> but only one of those options leaves you with 75 kg of saffron.

A. Partner would imply that we are working together or otherwise unified in a common goal. Thankfully, I am not working with you. I am getting the fuck away as soon as feasibly possible. So, no.

16. Consider. If I wanted to spend all my money at once, I could instead stop working, give up on any hope of a degree, and spend all of my time haunting various local book stores. I could then track down every edition of Secret History in various languages, as well as every volume of The Murderbot Diaries, The Summer Hikaru Died, the Vorkosigan Saga, and every damn book series I've ever had a single emotion about. I have much better things to spend my money on, if I choose to put myself in financial Ruin, as you suggest. Thus, 75 kilograms of saffron is not a reasonable purchase by any stretch of the imagination.

α: Not necessarily, partner could also imply one part of a linked set, such as the paired nature of our shards, regardless of future plans.

256. But have you considered– No actually that's a great point, I can't argue with that, but have you considered buying 5 grams of saffron? It's delicious, and even a single gram will last you at least 16 uses, so even though it costs a lot by weight, the flavour is potent enough that it really doesn't end up being much more expensive than other spices in use, since just a few strands are enough per serving for most dishes.

A. Wait, so....

I don't really agree with you on this interpretation of the term, but whatever, it's not technically correct so I'll quit bitching about it. However. By virtue of synonyms as bridges, since Ati calls Leras his colleague, they are canonically partners. Lerati canon. Anyways

256. Mayhap, next time I venture to the grocery store.