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Science deniers need to try this out.

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I love that the grandpa is in good spirits after it happened.
Cause I would be making all the jokes if I survived a bison attack and was thrown in the air in a cartoonish fashion.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Yet another beauty standard I’ll never rise to.
possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who
Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold
I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.
You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):
This speaks to my love of robots having beef with each other.
funniest part is that technically neither of these races are robots
Even funnier that the ones that still look humanoid are the ones devoid of emotion, the more mechanical-looking Daleks still feel and are driven by pride and hate. It’s the Cybermen that are more machine-like, having surprised emotion in favor of logic.
I know how the voices sound in my head, but changing it up to catty teenage girls makes this exchange so much entertaining.
It also helps if you switch calling them Cunts and Bitches instead of Cybermen and Daleks!

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Happy birthday to Lyudmila Pavlichenko (born July 12, 1916), Soviet sniper in World War II, with 309 confirmed kills.
A true role model for today.
Stg this is like the 4th time they've tried releasing this too. Maaaybe we'll have success with this one? 👀
Eeyore was always my favorite.
He never hid how he truly felt and his friends didn’t hate him for it.
Sometimes he would get chastised but they would say their peace and then move on.
likes to charge, reblogs to cast, etc
I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

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i don’t need to say it
don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture
Pride is a celebration, but this year it feels different. Politically, queer and trans communities are under constant attack, while the commercial visibility of Pride has shrunk dramatically. We all deserve to celebrate our identities with love and joy, not fear.
We’ve been here before, and we will survive by nourishing and organizing our communities. Change rarely starts at the top. It starts with small groups, unsuspecting people, and moments that aren’t acknowledged as history until later. I’m proud to uplift @drbronner’s commitment to funding and sustaining the fight for LGBTQ+ rights. Dr. Bronner’s is funding change by donating $100,000 in 2026, 2027 and 2028 to the ACLU Foundation. That’s feel good soap with a feel good impact. #DrBronnersPartner
Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.
Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.
Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.
In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.
In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)
In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.
The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.
In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black void / mindscape / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.
Great comparison. It makes me want to read the book again and then watch the movie again!!!!!
in the contemporary world, the most fundamental human right - and, it often seems, the least protected one - is "being both Allowed and Able to go Somewhere Else." the rest is commentary.
the torments of prison are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. the most terrifying and degrading aspects of childhood are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. misogynists wail and moan and fearmonger about divorce and equal opportunity employment because they Allow Wife To Leave. borders and immigration restrictions exist, in no small part, to Prevent People From Leaving countries where they will be exploited and/or oppressed. fuck you for trying to leave. fuck you for exerting any control over your life whatsoever. that makes you the one at fault, actually.
david graeber described three fundamental freedoms: freedom to move, freedom to disobey orders, and freedom to reorganize social relations
fundamental human right
Me every time people seem mad that I don’t want to hang with them.
“I’m practicing my fundamental human right!”

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