A Squirrel

I KNEW I WOULDNT BE ALONE AS A SAINT, HELL YEAH, WE SHARE OUR SAINTHOOD DOMAIN

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…I suppose this fits me well enough. I’ve always found comfort in silence.

Oh joy.... That's certainly something

🥚: scrambled or soft boiled

🥩: rare

🥛: skim

🍷: …not sure. i like mocktails though, so i’d probably like cocktails?

🥚: scrambled with LOADS of cheese or in a cheesy omelet. Basically I can’t eat eggs unless they are buried in cheese lol

🥩: medium rare. preferably with a bunch of fatty bits the fat is the best part

🥛: chocolate. it’s the only way I’ll drink milk. unless I’m dipping a cookie in it

🍷: I don’t drink alcohol because 1. i’m a minor 2. it destroyed my late aunt’s life :D

☕️: hot chocolate also :3

🥩: medium rare

🥛: I only buy whole milk bc that’s what my parents bought growing up (apparently young boys need the extra fat in whole milk? Or something? And I had a lot of brothers?) and other milk tastes icky and thin to me now lol. Also I just don’t really drink milk but I like to have it around for various uses

🍷: I don’t drink :3 there is a mocktail bar in my town I visit occasionally tho

☕: peppermint tea absolutely SLAPS. Also I recently got an herbal chai type mix from a small business at a local craft fair and boy oh BOY

🥚 - poached (on a bagel with bacon and avocado yummm)

🥩 - i don’t rlly eat steak but i’d probably say medium

🥛- sugar free oat milk - i usually only have it in cereal tho :D

🍷 - i don’t drink either but i love mocktails!!

☕️ - omg you get me, i LOVE peppermint tea too!!! like so much my friends want to get me a kettle lmao. i discovered it after i lost my voice and i’ve loved it ever since

🥚- fried

🥩- i’d say medium rare like literally everyone else mostly because i have no idea about steak

🥛- whole milk, it’s just yummy dude

🍷- i don’t really drink but i rlly want to try beer

☕️- coffee, like any time, i love it bitter and i love it sweet it’s just so good man

🥚 - fried or poached (basically anything goey)

🥩 - literally never had steak but it would probably have to be whatever the most cooked version is bc i couldn’t stand it being raw

🥛 - WHOLE MILK THE OTHER ONES ARE WATERY YOU PSYCHOPATHS

🍷 - don’t drink and don’t want to, i did have one really really nice blood orange mocktail once at a gala dinner that i’ve never found again but for the most part i don’t like them either cos i don’t like fizzy stuff

☕ - hot chocolateeeeee

🥩 - Medium

🥛- 2% milk bc it tastes better than the other ones

🍷- I can’t legally have it so idk

☕️ - Peppermint tea

Tags!!

🥚 - fried or scrambled with A LOT of cheese

🥩 - medium

🥛- I dont drink milk😞

🍷- im a minor so I dont drink but I probably won’t in the future

☕️ - chamomile tea <3

steak: medium rare

milk: 2%

alcohol: i dont drink but sometimes i put grape juice into a wine glass and act like im a professional wine taister (:<<<

warm drink: hot chocolate

🥩 ribs: i prefer medium

🥛: me no like cow juice

🍷: minor

☕: hot chocolate

tags under cut:

🥩 📫︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎

🥛 📫︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎❄︎✋︎☞︎✋︎☜︎👎︎

🍷 📫︎ 👎︎⚐︎☜︎💧︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ 💣︎✌︎❄︎❄︎☜︎☼︎

☕️ 📫︎ 👍︎✋︎👎︎☜︎☼︎

🥩: ☌⟒⋏⎍⟟⋏⟒⌰⊬ ⎅⍜⋏’⏁ ⎍⋏⎅⟒⍀⌇⏁⏃⋏⎅ ⏁⊑⟒ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☌ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ‘⋔⟒⎅⟟⎍⋔’ ⍜⍀ ‘⍙⟒⌰⌰ ⎅⍜⋏⟒’ ⎎⍜⍀ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ☊⏃⋏’⏁ ⏃⋏⌇⍙⟒⍀

🥛: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ☊⍜⍙ ⍜⍀ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

🍷: (⋔⍜⎅ ⟟⌇ ⏃ ⋔⟟⋏⍜⍀ ⌇⍜ ⟟ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋏⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⊑⏃⎅ ⏃⌰☊⍜⊑⍜⌰)

☕️: ⟒⟟⏁⊑⟒⍀ ⏁⟒⏃ ⍜⍀ ⊑⍜⏁ ☊⊑⍜☊⍜⌰⏃⏁⟒

Steak: No pink or red pieces. Very well done. Congratulations. Burnt.

Milk: any, basically. Whole, %2, I’m not the biggest fan of silk milk, but I’ll drink it. Oh and chocolate and strawberry. Love those.

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

Steak: I love pink and red pieces. Medium rare. Fatty pieces are heaven.

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor

Warm drink: No.

Steak: Medium rare, I think?

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: Minor and also never

Warm Drink: No

Steak: Well done. I want a brick.

Milk: does chocolate milk count?

Alcohol: I’m not legally allowed to drink and also the few times my parents have given me a sip it tasted pretty terrible so…

Warm Drink: Peppermint hot chocolate with whipped cream!

Egg: scrambled (with salt and cheese)

Steak: I’ve never had steak before

Milk: 2% or whole, whichever is available

Alcohol: none. I don’t drink

Warm drink: tea! either earl grey or cinnamon

steak: medium well (ALSO WHAT YOUVE NEVER HAD STEAK?)

milk: 2%

alcohol: no, but my favorite mocktail I’ve made was Sierra Mist w creamer, raspberry syrup, and coconut

warm drink: pg tips black tea w milk sugar and a tiny bit of vanilla

Egg: probably sunnysid up? Is that what you call it in english??🍳<-that one

Steak: medium rare. It needs to be pink/red.

Milk: uhh i think its like a 0.5 perchent fat???? Idk man i just call it blue milk

Alcohol: illegal

Warm drink: hot chocolate

This one really fucked with my brain to think of the english names

🥚: none! i hate the texture and the taste and the smell :)

🐮: 2% reduced fat, i also just call it blue milk and had to go check the fridge lmao

🍷: i don’t drink

☕: also hot chocolate! especially peppermint

🥚: Scrambled!

🥩: Well done with a bit of red

🐮: While milk, I need the calcium and it’s tasty! The other ones are so watery. I used to only drink fat free though!

🍷: Uhh so I can drink and I’ve never had a mocktail but I do wanna try beer? I’ve accidentally had a small taste of it here and there but never enough to actually taste it lol

☕️: Caramel coffee or peppermint tea, it’s a tie!

Egg: I don’t eat eggs anymore but my favorite was always scrambled :>

Steak: Never had it, never want it, don’t make me.

Milk: Oat milk or soy milk. I prefer full fat of those, but really anything’s fine.

Alcohol: I’ve only had like…. a sip of wine, a long time ago, so…. idk.

Warm drink: Hot chocolate or any kind of tea is good!

egg: scrambled

steak: i haven’t had steak in ages i can’t remember lol

milk: semi skimmed

alcohol: Im a minor

warm drink: chamomile tea or hot chocolate

Egg: none

Steak: medium rare

Milk: semi skimmed

Alcohol: <18

Warm drink: hot chocolate

🥚: Poached

🥩: Medium-Rare

🥛: 3% milk or strawberry milk

🍷: Cocktail

☕️: Hot chocolate (specifically peppermint!)

🥩: medium rare. I come from a medium well family. I thought I didn’t like steak for quite a while.

🥛: 2%. I used to drink 1% as a kid but after tasting 2% I don’t think I can go back lmao

🍷: None, I don’t drink. There’s no legal or medical reason stopping me, I just don’t want to

☕️: Tea! Usually either a black tea w/ honey and milk, or a plain green/white tea

🥩: medium rare, it is a safe pick as I am fine with rare or medium but this means I won't get something too rare or too cooked

🥛: semi-skinned, I am the milk fiend, I drink a glass a day

🍷: Malibu or diserano and coke. I also like fruit gins, I like sweet stuff I guess

☕: hot chocolate I guess. Hot squash is a classic on camp though, @cyborgmagpie thinks it's cursed though.