An Awkward Serendipity

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

Time to elevate the pineapple on pizza discourse with my marvellous new creation: pineapple on garlic bread

Weirdly enough, not terrible.

I won't be making it a second time, but I don't regret it.

Someone here went "the main advantage of takeout pizza is how easy it is to eat regardless of the location or utensil situation, how little mess it makes, how easy it is to store for later. Let us strip it of that advantage."

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

World Heritage Post

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

if this post has taught me anything, it's that a great number of people very proudly do not know there's a distinction between "giant redwood" and other redwoods

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS