Deltitnu?

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Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

I MESSAGED FLEET CAPTAIN WHILE I WAS HIGH ON MEDS I’M DEAD

Breq-

I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us lieutenants, would be able to send you our progress reports for Athoek stuff for you to look over before we turn them in to Uemi if we got them to you by the before you start shooting people. I unfortmately got my anaanananddernder sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor medication I were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my report finisherd by then at all. Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my report at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this undergarden assignment you know becayse i like to do well at my post. please sir I workled very hard and thought that I would be abel to finish it on timme but medic said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least the end of Genitals Festival penis. If you  say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e if you said yes. Thank you Breq, my dude.

Lieutenant Tisarwat (pronounced Tee-SAR-waaht) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions about her so there are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you bullets for the weird gun (even thougjh I could probably just steal some from the transalator)

First of my glass animal mask series! This was so fun to paint, what other animals should I try? So far I'm thinking owl and deer for a woodland theme🦊🦉🦌

This painting and more have just been added as a print to my webshop :)