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I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.
Stop backing up my fucking files.
Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.
Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.
I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.
Fuckers.
Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.
Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.
Go forth. Be free.
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I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation
hey everyone, just curious:
what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?
I'm sorry folks but at this point unless it's a known source (tumblr-local blog with verifiable animals, someone you personally know took the video, etc) we've all gotta treat all animal videos/screenshots/etc as presumed AI going forward.
It sucks, I'm sorry, but the slop to real ratio is incalculably high. We all need to get better at assessing the sources and not platforming/reblogging AI slop.

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have you been on tumblr for half your life or more? (ex. if you joined tumblr at 15 and are now 30 or older, you’ve been on tumblr for half your life)
Have you been on tumblr for half your life or more?
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lmaooooooo look at this fool jestermaxxing 👆🏽 the tan diamonds were naturally dyed using cutch and madder. the colorful patchworks are a mix of naturally dyed fabric and commercial solids! see if you can guess what came from the store and what came from the earth. i hand quilted this bastard on the train from nyc to pittsburgh
me painting rainbow jackalopes while @subpar-lemon-bar spins rainbow silk right behind me
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This pocket no longer drops things.
if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards
i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making
Summer dinners!!!! This is zucchini and potato fritters with smoked paprika herb sauce, quinoa and lentils, lamb merguez sausage and the first of the tomatoes. It is sooo goood.
@mandaboss I usually make the smitten kitchen zucchini fritters which honestly are really good!! But tonight I didn’t have green onions and I did have a potato left over so:
Ingredients:
1 ~2lb zucchini, cored and grated
1 6-8 oz potato, any kind, washed, eyes removed and grated
1 small yellow onion, grated
Salt
1/2 cup potato starch (this sounds like a weird thing to own but if you make fritters/latkes with any kind of frequency you will go through it fast. Can definitely use corn starch in a pinch though)
1 egg
Grate the vegetables (this is easiest in the food processor) and then dump them out onto a clean hand towel on a cutting board. Sprinkle with hearty pinch of salt and gather up the edges of the hand towel to make a bundle. Aggressively wring out the bundle of veggie shreds (over the sink? If you were in a survival situation I bet this would make good liquid for bread but I didn’t think of that until later) until you can’t get any more liquid out of them. Dump them in a bowl and mix well with the egg, the potato starch, some pepper and a bit more salt to taste (I often cook a tiny fritter at this point to check for flavor and adjust accordingly). Heat a pan until a drop of water skitters across the surface and add some neutral oil. Drop in batter in 2-3 tablespoon amounts and allow to cook, about 2 minutes per side over medium high heat until they are crisp on the outside and a nice texture inside. Drain on paper towels.
To make smoked paprika herb sauce, mix 1 tsp smoked paprika and 2 tsp red wine or sherry vinegar into 1/2 cup mayo, then add finely chopped herbs (I used thyme, parsley and chives)
Enjoy!!
EVERYBODY post your struggle/lazy/easy/low spoons go-to meals so when we all struggle next we can explore the notes.
Flavored brats/sausages with cheese or fruit etc can be delicious air-fried and plain, and wrapped in a paper towel and eaten by hand without dirtying plates and cutlery. (If you’re up to it, add buns/side/toppings to your ability level.)
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Today I came home from work and:
Bleached and scrubbed Boots’ fountain, replaced the filter and refilled it with clean water.
Tidied the downstairs rooms so they’re not full of random objects
Made dinner
Cleaned the downstairs bathroom
Cleaned up dinner
Scrubbed down the hood and the dirtiest parts of the kitchen (who thought double baseboards was a good idea 😱)
Vacuumed the kitchen and the washroom/pantry
I still need to:
Wipe down the outdoor table and clean the outdoor cushions
Do my laundry (again!!! woe is me)
Fold all the sheets and towels laundry from this weekend (ugh)
Pack!!! For our planned weekend on the coast!!!
Summer dinners!!!! This is zucchini and potato fritters with smoked paprika herb sauce, quinoa and lentils, lamb merguez sausage and the first of the tomatoes. It is sooo goood.