“Absolutely Fruitastic” - bonemoisturizer

Don't ask that tourist friendly pedestrian friendly modern country how they feel about refugees

Don't ask the expat friendly foreign investment friendly modern country how they feel about labour migrants.

Gay broke sober king 🤴

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭

i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

Hi we still really really need these cats out of here ASAP

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got