“Absolutely Fruitastic” - bonemoisturizer

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

The Amogi getting censored when they remove their backpacks is so fucking funny actually. Full commitment to the bit.

We have fully decided the Amogi are not people in spacesuits. The Amogi are in fact a species of creature. This creature has a single bone in its body, uniocular eyesight, and genitals of unknown shape under its weird backpack thing. The backpack unclips.

The Amogi do wear clothes but considering they mix and match and no Amongus is ever censored for missing a specific garment, you can conclude the clothing is purely decorative. Sufficient state of dress for an Amongus only requires the backpack stay on.

One Amongus is wearing Crocs btw. In the show. In case you wanted to know.

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res

if theres one thing that really pissed me off from my 3 years of architecture i took in high school it's learning about how we used to have all these little techniques to maximize or minimize heat or warmth and now we just merrily abandoned all those to have the same copypaste style buildings everywhere that are often INCREDIBLY unoptimized to the local weather and climate so we can just throw more money at our heating and cooling bills

where i live it is hot as balls approximately 80% of the year. i do not want a massive butt-ugly grey mcmansion with a huge echoey open-concept kitchen-livingroom-foyer-diningroom-staircase that has huge windows so i can have an hvac unit the size of a barge heaving and straining to keep it at a constant 72 the grees. i want a north indian traditional style home with small windows to force the airflow to cool, decorative grates to limit the amount of sunlight, and a COURTYARD with a POND *smashes unspecified large object*

I hate learning about instances of "oh yeah we know how to do that, we just don't".

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat