“Absolutely Fruitastic” - bonemoisturizer

there are so many joker themed cars. like I saw the one from Gamer Changer and thought it was one from my own town but no we just have two additional joker cars in my town to add to the insurmountable quantity there must be on the west coast alone

the mental labyrinth of the united states spawns joker car men the same way that moisture allows mold to grow

what does it say about america if Ive heard tales of a femme with a whole thigh joaquin phoenix joker tattoo

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

Let’s fucking go

my husband and I had our first threesome today and the guy died

Now that RTD is gone I think Ncuti should get a do over season

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

The Amogi getting censored when they remove their backpacks is so fucking funny actually. Full commitment to the bit.

We have fully decided the Amogi are not people in spacesuits. The Amogi are in fact a species of creature. This creature has a single bone in its body, uniocular eyesight, and genitals of unknown shape under its weird backpack thing. The backpack unclips.

The Amogi do wear clothes but considering they mix and match and no Amongus is ever censored for missing a specific garment, you can conclude the clothing is purely decorative. Sufficient state of dress for an Amongus only requires the backpack stay on.

One Amongus is wearing Crocs btw. In the show. In case you wanted to know.

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.