“Absolutely Fruitastic” - bonemoisturizer

This, too, is yuri

Is there a reversed version of this I can use to tell my lesbian friends I think they’re a bad fit?

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

did you know ? you can double-click on text to highlight it , then you can hold ctrl while double-clicking other stuff to highlight it too without disselecting the previously selected bits

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking

the whole world uses the beautiful internet. this is the world wide web. the www. the world wide web. it's a web. and it's world wide baby

"why is this guy posting at 4:30am in the morning" it's 10:30am where he lives. shuts your beautiful eyes for you with my fingers

hello sir good to meet you, i’m attorney blabbo, your court-appointed jester. let me set my briefcase down here. sorry about all the bells. your file here says you killed five men. let me juggle about this.