THE ORIGINAL?? @theoriginal-offical - Tumblr Blog

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Tumblr Code.

geekishchic

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

ty-bayonet-betteridge

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

jeremysknoxes

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

asteroidtroglodyte

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

alt-menu

almost there!

sociallyodd260

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

snarky-wallflower

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

nicoforlifetrue

By god, a corner stone of our culture, I thought it lost to time!

theoriginal-offical

THE ORIGINAL??

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thisartisfine

I drew the gang,

welcometothemindparty

my horrible hybrid of all of them

praise-suns-and-chill

That's just a deer

theoriginal-offical

THE ORIGINAL??

yourangelonline

riviere-libre

This still fucking cracks me up

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THE ORIGINAL??

compiler-specific

doggendoodle

everybody say thank you lain

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THE ORIGINAL??

thewuzzy

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

brainrotdotorg

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

poisonedcure

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

lastoneout

I don’t think the club could handle her

euphreana-reblogs

WAIT IS IT??

angstandhappiness

LMAO YES

theoriginal-offical

THE ORIGINAL??

#ghibli #studio ghibli #offical blog #offical verse #the sacred texts

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finnwolfhards

this is superior humor

duke-chainsaw

I have some to add:

pyros-random-thoughts

M O R E

oh-great-autistic-gay

I hope you enjoy

bravelycowering

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THE ORIGINAL??

#officalverse #offical blog #the sacred texts #the officalverse #offical post #the ancient texts #legendary post #the original #tumblr classic

the-pineapple-offical

alright it’s time to admit my secret you could say that am letting my skeleton out of the close-

HEY YOU COME BACK HERE

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THE ORIGINAL??

grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

texcritterspizzajamboree

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

meme-loving-stuck

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

theoriginal-offical

THE ORIGINAL??

naiveasf

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

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THE ORIGINAL??

rappersdoingnormalshit-blog

st3fan00

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

whitegirlsaintshit

those are his hooves you bitch

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THE ORIGINAL??

#holy fuck #the sacred texts #legendary post #offical blog #officalverse #the officalverse #offical post #the ancient texts #the original #tumblr classic #tumblr stuff #tumblr things #hellsite #tumblr nonsense #tumblr culture #many tags because you all must see this abomination in its truest form

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headdunk

great image, helpful infographic. that being said this is the most useful reaction image ive seen in my life

edenfenixblogs

I love 100% of this

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THE ORIGINAL??

effemimaniac

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

snailifier

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

we are in the snidst of a snailday ass snursday. sneep your snits snailbout you.

aloeverabagel

SNEEP YOUR SNITS!!!!!! SNEEP YOUR SNITS SNAILBOUT YOU

snailifier

who up sneepin they snits

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THE ORIGINAL??

thebootydiaries

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

slothgangang

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

boomstab-papa

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sneakyfeets

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sneakyfeets

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:

beatlesweatles

The wife:

The mom:

cryptspren-moved

I t s b a c k

vampsquash-deactivated20231229

IS THIS THE ORIGINAL OMG

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THE ORIGINAL??

willgrahamscock

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

moldbreakfast

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

r4bbitmorgue

To be loved is to be changed

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THE ORIGINAL??

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willgrahamscock

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

part-time-zombie

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

someones-here-for-sure

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

tinypaperwindmill

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.