"I want to be a dragon."
One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

todays bird
noise dept.
Stranger Things

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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"I want to be a dragon."

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*having freshly stabbed you* umm excuse me. You're bleeding on me.
No but actually it should be embarrassing to be a bigoted shithead again.
One year retrospective
Tumblr users love post additions that would be incomprehensible anywhere else, based on a meme that was a screenshot from an entirely different site, and only reached tumblr by going viral everywhere else first.

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Date idea: we go back to your place and get a little frisky with it. You tell me to run my fingers down your spine. I misinterpret what you mean and run my finger down your spine so fast my hand catches on fire like I'm striking a match. It lowkey kills the mood :/
Those character chatbot ads are getting so malicious btw it's unreal
Whoever made this specific ad is going to be tortured by a thousand demons in hell. Avatar of the lonely type piece of shit i hope they push away all their loved ones in favour of ai and no one goes to their funeral. I want to rip their face off like a chimp
If we're friends and you recreate me in ai i'll kill both of us. If you're a marketing agent and you encourage people to do this i'll kill both of us.
If your friends get annoyed at you for texting them to the point where you'd rather talk to a fucking water guzzling oversized autocorrect you need better friends
Another one of their ads 👇 hey are you struggling with things in your interpersonal life? Don't worry :) friendly corperation has you covered :)) ai can be all the friend you need :))) friendly corperation very trustworthy
wanted to add another one of their ads that i saw. genuinely ghoulish.
What the fuck
i strongly feel there should be a bart simpson emoji
Casting a spell on all my posts and comments that if you try to say something homophobic, racist, transphobic, etc on them that your fingers just explode right at the tip and then you have to go clean up all the blood off your keyboard. Loser.
what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them
hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

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only things related to those shows i'll ever want to or need to see
If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)
The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.
If some tech billionaire who makes a million an hour stopped doing his job for two weeks, nobody would notice... well, some might notice because things would suddenly improve across the board.
Autistic social anxiety is not "social anxiety" in the typical sense. An anxiety disorder is defined as an "irrational fear". So for example, imagine someone who is afraid to speak in case everyone looks at them and goes "what the heck are you saying you wierdo." If that person is neurotypical, then the chances are that they're very unlikely to get that response. Therefore their fears are irrational, and that is true "social anxiety". If you put an autistic person in that scenario, on the other hand, then probably the reason they're afraid of that response is because they've received it many times before. They're fear is based on repeated past experiences, therefore it is not irrational and not the simply an anxiety disorder. That's why people giving the classic social anxiety responses to autistic people is so unhelpful. "Just go out there and talk to people, it'll be fine," or "keep pushing yourself out of your comfort zone and you'll get more confident," don't work if the problem is real and not just in your head.
Hello. *touches you with my little antennae* *opens my elytra* *closes my elytra* *opens my elytra* *closes my elytra* *gets my wing stuck under my elytra* *touches you with my little antennae* *leaves my yellow substance on you* *opens my elytra* *flies away*
You know that cute way bugs wave their front legs looking for the next leaf to walk on I'm doing that to cute transgenders on this website
bug 2 bug communication......... :3

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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning