i'm doomed, you're safe

FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

i have never seen this type of annotation before on wikipedia in my life

-1 point for me laughing at corny reddit jokes

"oh my god they're even banning Facebook. who the fuck is on Facebook"

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.

Me at 28? Just starting to be able to afford the tweedy look. Man, I miss those shoes. I still have that coat, though no recent photos of it, so we'll close this out with one of my favorite pics of me from last year, age 48.