eh- ehlien devaice

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

a linguist is analyzing it

How Lestat was moving for those 10 years as the Keeper of Akasha

WHY MUST SHE BE KEPT? AND WHY IN THIS PLACE SHE MUST BE KEPT? AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF YOU ARE NOT ASKED? AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF YOU ARE NOT ANSWERED? AND WHAT IS IT TO SEE AND TO KNOW, BUT TO BE TOLD YOU HAVE NOT SEEN. YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN. AND WHY IS HER TONGUE CUT OUT? AND WHY IS HER DEATH PROLONGED AND WHEN WILL IT STOP AND WHO WILL STOP IT? AND WHY MUST THEY, MUST WE, MUST I, MUST HE, MUST THEY, AS THE MILLENNIA, UNFOLD? WHY THE GIRL CURLED? WHY HER EYES LOWERED? WHY ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? WHY LIMP IN THE STRAW? I AM THE GIRL! I AM THE GOD! I AM THE VOICE! I AM THE SONG! I AM THE NIGHT AND I CAN ANSWER! I CAN ARRANGE IT! I CAN SAY RISE, AND I CAN SPEAK! AND I AM HER! AND I AM SHE! AND I, I, I, I AM THE ANSWER! 

please break the industry and make every game have mandatory bulge

And they are right in front of the central library

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

This vid is a spiritual cousin to the bit from Kath & Kim where Kath wonders if the whole world is going gay lol