perpetually confused

Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over

this is how right of way works on college campuses

my toxic xennial trait is that i believe something should either be software (in which case after i download it i shouldn't need to be connected to use it) or a web page (which shouldn't require me to download anything to use it, however badly, in a browser). fuck your mandatory single function constant connection apps

The sheer amount of property damage the Gaang cause in the first five episodes of Atla is remarkable. Absolute menaces to public infrastructure.

Am I the cabbage merchant

“i don’t need a list, i'll remember what i need. it’s four things. no need to write it down” thats the DEVIL SPEAKING!!!!!

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

i am neither breaking the cycle nor continuing the loop but a secret third thing

#hula hooping :( (via @dangerliesbeforeyou)

Well well well if it isn't the consequences (dishes) of my own actions (baking)

cars are so strange in a historical context. like we discovered crude oil but didn't know what to do with it, then we invent the combustion engine and realise its an insanely energy dense fuel source and that it can move 1 ton of metal faster than almost any living thing has ever moved in the history of the entire planet, and now there are so many of these things around that there's like. almost 1 for every single person on the planet, and also there are far more people on the planet right now at a single time than there ever has been at any other point in history. also they spew a miasma into the atmosphere that destroys the air we breathe and we spend so much time in them that they are built with dedicated cupholders. its actually cataclysmically fucking insane to think about.

like we are living in the cosmic horror reality in comparison to the rest of human history but because we're born into it most of us don't realise the absolutely monstrous scale of the absurdity of it all. my means of transportation is itself a fever dream of engineers and sweatshop workers and children in mines and i just crawl into it every day to get from a to b. what the everliving fuck.

like show this shit to a medieval peasant. that the materials black smiths work with for dozens of hours to produce a few hundred nails and a hammer and some horse shoes has been mined in quantities that we can make large chariot sized cages with wheels and they burn oil to move at speeds that would turn your entire body into a paste if you hit anything more solid and firmly rooted into the ground than a street sign. and we just get into them every day and you might go through weeks of your life seeing more of these things than the actual living humans that drive the fucking things. hello???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

My plan for the public transit system is to make bus drivers into a sort of holyman whose role is cherished in society. Then we give them access to all the ecstasy they want and they're expected to take it on the job.

This is how space travel works in Dune