scone butch

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

I mean, I do like spiders

what?

Buddy ask the average White American how they feel about gay and trans people, since we're taking the census and the piss. Hell, look at the people in charge currently pushing anti trans and anti queer legislation and tell me how they identify. Look at the racial demographics of our last election and tell me who you think is out here going rah rah for the gays and theys.

The audacity to suggest that my entire community is homophobic (I.e., you spend zero time around Black queer and trans folk) but somehow yours is worthy of a closer, more nuanced look... Really some OG white supremacy, actually! "Those savages, they don't understand things like gender and sexuality, they're just angry uncultured brutes!" -mentality shared between 1700s race scientists and 2026 You, apparently.

dollthing/botthing who posts gunpla & girlpla

fucked up doggirl who is infatuated with mechspo

at least three or four staunch transfem activists, preferrably activists of color

friend who shares one niche interest with you and is disconnected in every other way

friend who used to share one niche interest with you and doesn't share anything anymore

blood-pact rival to make each of you taste the other's blade

someone who reblogs art from east asian artists with hard-to-remember names like jncquo999989 and 0x18F4AA38

girlthing who keeps getting her accounts termed

at least four or five girls you're infatuated with, all of whom live at least 500mi/800km away

girl who has a running schtick she loves to post about at least twice a day

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

very cute very floofy,,,

It's almost like... There's other languages than English in the world...