scone butch

My current hot take is that there does need to be a little gatekeeping around monsterfucking because the "cozy" subgenre is fundamentally incompatible with the ethos of monster fucking. The former is comforting familiarity to soothe and feel normalized. The later is explicitly about being able to take sexual desires and feelings of self which have been consigned to being monstrous and oppositional and destructive, and find a place among the other monsters. It's definitionally about uncozy experiences. So like, regrettably, the cozy writers will have to be escorted off the premises. Not personal, but not every type of thing is for every type of one, and the monsters belong to the fucked up, the disrespectful, the unwelcome at the table voices. It's the space which only feels safe if it is unsafe.

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist

was just telling my friends after raid that last night i got so annoyed at the high temperatures that i turned the sun into an anime girl and drew her gagged and tied up cuz i was mad and the substitute we had for raid (whom i thought had gotten up/left) unmuted and was like alright i'm heading out. i think i need to end it all

Finally a type 2 civilization with the invention of the Dyson ballgag

right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

Apothecary Diaries is so funny. The ladies in waiting look at Maomao and are like ohmigosh a poor adorable abused puppy we must smother her in love and teach her our ways 😍 and the concubines are all like she saved my life and she saved my baby and she's so brave and smart and we love her so much and jinshi and everyone else is heart eyes about her and meanwhile Maomao is like el chupacabra in the corner barfing up goat bones

Dumpster cat taken in by rich family, beloved by everyone that meets it, still tries to eat plastic ox bezors.

everything socialist countries have been accused of, capitalist countries are actually doing.

Ah, that explains why I've been applying to jobs for a year and haven't gotten so much as a single interview.

science experiment where trans women start talking about cis women the way cis women talk about trans women and see how long it takes for cis women to start getting really fucking mad about it