scone butch

It drives me nuts when middle aged business owners come into my job telling me they're "not computer people" as if the personal computer hasn't been standard equipment in most businesses for almost half a century now

"I just never learned how to use it" what do you MEAN. There are pictures of offices from the mid 1980s (when you were probably younger than a teenager) FULL of early desktop computers, and you're telling me that not once did you ever figure out how to enter text into a field on a website in the 40+ years since? And you run a business?

Finding out that most small business owners are absolute fucking morons and then watching them make well over 6 figures a month while I struggle to feed myself has been one of the biggest humiliations I've ever had to endure

good 50% of isekai works would be improved by the male lead dying and letting the female characters hang out, other 50% would be improved by the lead transitioning

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

he read that line like an underpaid voice actor reading for a random NPC in a Bethesda game who only got a copy of their own lines with no context or directions and didn't even know all of this was going in the same conversation, let alone the same line. the fact that he managed to sound like that while live on set is incredible.

@kitsune-pop @streetkit

@mantis-lizbian @kitsune-pop

Bread is a broad term referring to the prepared, edible flesh of the starchbeast. Because starchbeasts are found across the globe and display local speciation, the bread in various areas of the world takes a different form depending on the constitution of the animal. In France, for instance, "horseshoe" starchbeasts have crisp, laminated muscle tissue; once the hard carapace has been removed, they are consumed as croissants. The "saucer" starchbeasts of China, meanwhile, have delicately chewy skins and flat, circular bodies. Once flayed, the skins are stuffed with vegetables or soup to create sausages known as dumplings.

The itch sale has concluded but SLARPG is still 50% off on Steam for a few more days!!

a sucky of any disability is when you fight and claw and push your way past a limitation to achieve something and it was awful but you DID it despite everything fighting against you. and people respond with "oh you did it? guess it wasnt that difficult huh." yes it WAS difficult thats the PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!