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Yeah, like fr, Remmick kills all these people cause they're black and definitely not because they had a very specific boy with them with a very specific talent that Remmick needed. Nah. Racism.

Quick question - do you think Remmick wouldn't kill them if they were white?

He didn't think to kill all the Klan members. One Black man had to do that

Because he needed Sammie specifically 😭 So my question remains - if this group of people was white and they had this boy with his magic voice - you think Remmick wouldn't kill them?

the first time I came back, I saw that the starter moa had laid two eggs and I was so excited I fucking misclicked and ate one, so now we only have two moas

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

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Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

was doing a first aid course and it kept talking about how when applying first aid to a child you have to ask the PARENT for consent and how the child's consent is not enough unless you cannot reach the parent. and then immediately after there was a unit on shaken baby syndrome, and then mentioned abuse as a common source of children getting injured. and they didn't see the irony there. i later asked the instructor what to do about parental consent if the medical emergency was from the parent abusing the child and she was like "you still need to obtain parental consent. you can report the abuse though" not even acknowledging how fucked the whole system is. i hate it here. youth rights now

I don't do online multiplayer deathmatches these days, but even back when I did, the only maps I ever really enjoyed were the kind you'll never see in contemporary online matchmaking because they were, objectively speaking, dumb as hell. Guided missile duels. 2v2v2v2 capture the flag with only melee weapons allowed. Modded Dark Forces: Jedi Knight with a 100x distance modifier on Force Push. Duke Nukem 3D maps with all the weapon pickups replaced with shrink rays.

One of my greatest disappointments is when I learned that Conker's Bad Fur Day had received an online-capable remaster, only to discover that they'd removed all of the original split-screen multiplayer modes and replaced them with a pedestrian Team Fortress clone. What do you mean they got rid of the Reservoir Dogs pastiche where everybody is a weasel with a baseball bat?

i was always fond of playing with only single flare guns on the zeppelin map in Time Splitters: Future Perfect. i know that's skewing pedestrian by your standards, but it's insane how good i got with those randomly spiraling motherfuckers