Ruler Of Nothing

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

When i delete a post it goes back inside me

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied

im only attracted to worthy opponents